What hath God wrought?

[zompus@phire.place]

@bluestarultor @JillsJoy @hannah Bah guess I'll go back to using paper towels then

[tithonium@clacks.link]

@hannah the forever rolls are great; I’ve been using them for several years.

Literally the only negative is that they recently changed the size of the box and it no longer fits on the shelf I keep them on in my closet.

[overholt@glammr.us]

@hannah What does Charmin know about the timing of the end of the world that we don’t?

[scj@mastodon.social]

@hannah Americans will do anything to avoid getting a bidet

[robert_cassidy@urbanists.social]

@hannah Single men have entered the chat.

[researchbuzz@researchbuzz.masto.host]

@hannah Aren't those just the kind that they use in industrial toilet paper dispensers?

I remember once my brother stole one from his job and took it to Rocky Horror Picture Show to throw during the wedding (toilet paper) scene. The manager talked him out of it, he was afraid of someone getting beaned and that shit was heavy

[robyn@yeg.bike]

@hannah "forever"

Yes because I won't be able to fit it into our bathroom, let alone onto the TP holder

[markstos@urbanists.social]

@tithonium @hannah Forever toilet paper rolls are great. I’ve been using them since 1430 in my castle in Transylvania.

[crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt]

@hannah can god make a toilet paper so big even he can’t use it

[apophis@yourwalls.today]

@hannah Charmin Giga Chad
Charmin Absolute Unit
Charmin Turbo Thicc

[gra@hachyderm.io]

@apLundell @hannah Pretty sure if I had to "go" for 1 month it would feel exactly like forever...

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

@overholt a month feels optimistic

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

@JillsJoy @hannah Marketing tells me it’s not wide. It’s thicc

[dank@jorts.horse]

@hannah For Shitty Times™

[markc568@beige.party]

@researchbuzz @hannah Lol I’m imagining chucking a five-pound toilet roll…could knock someone out cold!

[swelljoe@mas.to]

@hannah I have a bidet and that really would last forever.