Fan of my tits?

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@babe *sigh*

[anarchiv@todon.nl]

@babe Damn, nice tits!

[flaki@flaki.social]

@babe having three, though, seems a bit extravagant, I concede

[squaregoldfish@mastodon.social]

@babe I like the middle one.

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@flaki @babe there's the option of just one or three, but not two. Freaky!

(Jokes aside, beautiful art.)

[epu@mastodon.art]

@slothrop @babe I can’t believe Facebook would wall this off. Tits are for everyone.

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@neil They're nice tits, neil

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@aurochs This is true, though great ones are coming

[epu@mastodon.art]

@neil @babe do you two have a history

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@epu @neil You mean like I do a thing and Neil facepalms over it? Yes, there's a lot of that

[aurochs@todon.eu]

@babe Awesome, in any case 😃

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@dequbed @neil I suspect there are limits to his permitted engagement on the topic of tits, regulatory bodies and all that

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@epu @babe

"History" could be quite a loaded term.

I prefer to think of it as "years of regret".

(Yes, I know babe, if that's what you mean, and, don't tell them, but I actually think that they are smart, funny, and talented.)

[dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at]

@babe ah true I didn't think about that. Sorry if that's the case @neil, I'm sure you'd love to partake in the banter if you were allowed to ^^'

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@epu @babe

More importantly, they know that I think that, even though I'll obviously never tell them so, so my rudeness is tempered by context.

As well as being objectively justified, obviously :)

[mindpersephone@spookygirl.boo]

@neil @epu @babe awww

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@neil @epu "You are a delight" - Neil, at some point once

[kancept@infosec.exchange]

@babe I saw a movie with three tits once. Had to do with a group on Mars. I couldn’t totally recall it though.

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@dequbed @babe

Yes, that, for sure, and also: I am a man on the Internet, and while you and I would know that it was a harmless innuendo between friends, given the specific context, to an external observer, it may simply come across as creepy or predatory. And that is neither what I want people to think of me, nor an example which I'd want other men on the Internet to follow.

Sorry, tedious answer to great punnery.

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@neil @dequbed This is a very considered approach

While banter is good fun, there have been times in the past where I've had men I don't know think it's acceptable to speak to me in bantery ways upon seeing me be like it with really good friends, despite us not having that rapport