Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough.
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
@GossiTheDog what the fuck is a reinvetion partner? This name sounds so cheesy it must have come from GenAI as well đ¤Ł
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
@GossiTheDog I worked for Accenture as a contractor 20 years ago => non human, I did the overnight shift thankfully because it had fewer morons yelling at each other and loudly checking their voicemails or having the most innane conversations you have ever heard. Our team won an award accepted by our never present boss, it was bogus self employment, and once the contract was over we got downgraded and to a person we all left
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
@GossiTheDog success is mandatory!
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
@GossiTheDog So getting rid of the people who know how to do their job without an pseudo-AI crutch and keeping those who press buttons like a chimp trying to get fruit rewards in a science experiment. That's going to end well...
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
@GossiTheDog i can only assume that microsoft partner deals are going to start requiring ai use as well
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
LinkedIn but for AI Sceptics who don't want AI slop? đ¤
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@GossiTheDog i can only assume that microsoft partner deals are going to start requiring ai use as well
@mensrea @GossiTheDog This.
Microsoft feels like it's turning from "please use our AI" to "Use our AI, or else"
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@mensrea @GossiTheDog This.
Microsoft feels like it's turning from "please use our AI" to "Use our AI, or else"
@Cyberoutsider @GossiTheDog you can't blame them though. how else are they supposed to make line go up
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
AI is just the excuse â Accenture was laying people off furiously throughout 2025, because itâs having problems selling consulting
"People aren't buying our crappy AI consultancy... so let's push our AI consultancy more!"
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
As a former Accenture employee (from like ten years ago): dear lord, being let go for lack of projects to put me on was a blessing in disguise, wasn't it -
Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
@GossiTheDog @switchingsoftware Ridiculous.
âSandy, we have to let you go because you arenât using Copilot enough.â
âBut⌠I already use it for literally everything I do here.â
âWell, then I guess you should have made up stuff to get it to do for you. Security is waiting to take you to your desk. You have fifteen minutes to collect your things.â
âButââ
âIf youâll excuse me, Sandy, I need to ask Copilot to tell me how to word a call to my mother for her birthday before I fire the next person.â
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@Lyra lassĂš come va?
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@francina1909 sono proprio stanca si !
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@Lyra quanta fatica.
E quanta pazienza.
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@nextcloud "digital autonomy" is a great term.
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