My first day working at #Verizon Hope nothing goes wrong...

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

My first day working at #Verizon
Hope nothing goes wrong...

[catraxx@tech.lgbt]

@catsalad

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

--sent from my AT&T iPhone

[alpine@social.lol]

@cR0w @catsalad Here I was thinking it was just my work phone…

[nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@catsalad Can you hear me now?

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
I can't hear you
&Sent from my Android device on T-Mobile

[zaire@fedi.absturztau.be]

@catsalad what is it this time

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@zaire Big Verizon outage in PA, NYC, and FL.

[chip_unicorn@im-in.space]

@catsalad
I believe in you!

[bazkie@beige.party]

@catsalad *explodes*

[natasha@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad just keep meowing

[aakl@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad You couldn't resist. 😂

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@catsalad

Just ask ChatGPT for any code questions, force push to main, and set the Jira to Resolved

[spacelifeform@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

Apparently everything was fine this morning.

Did you break it? /s

[joakimfors@mastodon.green]

@catsalad Should have waited ‘til Friday for that push to prod, as is tradition

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

Hey... Didn't you work for azure a while back, right after you left AWS abruptly?

[malwareminigun@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad I got the 'news' an hour after seeing this and came back to say 'did you do this' and only now do I understand

[ldottxt@kind.social]

@catsalad thank you so much for this post because my MIL's phone stopped working and she couldn't figure out what was wrong and I went "hey wait a minute catsalad tooted something silly about Verizon" and searched and found out Verizon is down

[isol@mastodon.au]

@catsalad

Oh dear! What did you nudge off the edge of the desk?

[faoluin@chitter.xyz]

@catsalad Did you chew on the cables again?