ME [ sighing wearily ]: Sure, why not

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

ME [ sighing wearily ]: Sure, why not

https://www.guitarworld.com/artists/guitarists/william-shatner-announces-all-star-metal-album

[20002ist@thepit.social]

@jalefkowit Yet we know where his heart truly lies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hTtsqiFCc

[wordshaper@weatherishappening.network]

@jalefkowit of all the dumb things happening in this, the stupidest timeline, this… doesn’t make the top 10. Not even sure if it makes the top 100.

[carpetbomberz@mastodon.online]

@jalefkowit

It stars with Rocket Man spoken word. And there's nowhere to go but *down* after that.

[ocdtrekkie@mastodon.social]

@jalefkowit Listen, it can't be worse than his acting.

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@jalefkowit i wonder if he has adhd because this is exactly the kind of dumb thing i would embarrass myself with if i were to somehow manage to 1) make it to geriatricity 2) with a giant pile of money and recognition

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@jalefkowit i hope it includes a heavy metal rendition of "has been"

[dank@jorts.horse]

@aeva @jalefkowit i didn't think he could top cutting a song with Ben Folds, Adrian Belew, and Henry Rollins about Things He Can't Get Behind, but maybe I was wrong.