I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained.
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets mansplaining mustard is a gas! (And therefore contravened by the Geneva Conventions).
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets Mean Mr. Mustardsplainer and his sister Spam.
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets as a man... Sorry
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets and @weirdmustard sure don't like it
(sorry for the inside jibe, Sam. Both Sams.) -
@sundogplanets Mustard is a Brassica! All these vegetables we use every day are part of the mustard family! The opportunities for mansplaining are endless!
@mikemccaffrey @sundogplanets what isn't a Brassica?
am... am I a Brassica?
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets Dang. That was a rabbit hole.
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets
Oof. Good morning, I guess. -
I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
well.. technically....
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets So, calling American men "mild" puts them all up into their feels! They may *think* that 'splaining makes them spicy but really it just makes them more jerky.
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets If a man is alone in a Forrest; still there will be the noise of mansplaining.
To butcher a saying.
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@sundogplanets Mustard is a Brassica! All these vegetables we use every day are part of the mustard family! The opportunities for mansplaining are endless!
@mikemccaffrey @sundogplanets Did you just mansplain how mustard can be mansplained? 🤣
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets Every mustard mansplainer gets this T-shirt.
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets english mustard is the best,french mustard is a slacker and American mustard is just wrong
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets Colonel Mustard, in the library, explaining everything
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets sure. Even I could do that.
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I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets
Mustard is not optional, otherwise it would've been called Canard. -
I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained. Good morning, fediverse 😬
@sundogplanets
Fun fact: Mustard is Senf in german, and "seinen Senf dazugeben" means "to unnecessarily contribute to something". -
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@mathewi or a marketing stint
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@mray Encryption is being explored by a FEP
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Ma #TeleMonteCarlo e i suoi #giochi interattivi in #TV ?
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@katzenberger Fair enough, I'm not arguing against that. It's just that encryption isn't easy and will take a long time. I'm using this as a 'research foil' to understand why people use Signal vs encrypted Mastodon PMs.
I totally get that people just want safety baked into everything, I'm not against that in any way. But it is very hard to do well.
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@scottjenson Don't really need encryption just for the DM edge-case. I only need to know where/for who exactly my message will pop up automatically, though.
Suggesting "encryption" exists in mastodon, how can one make sure it is interoperable with ActivityPub AND nobody gets it wrong and falsely assumes encryption is omnipresent, when it is absolutely not.
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@mapache Yes, I know! ;-) I'm not saying no I'm exploring when (as encryption will take longer than UX improvements
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@scottjenson My take (which seems to fly in the face of the zeitgeist) is that Mastodon is not meant foremost as a private messaging app. It is at its core, an *open, social* microposting platform. There are apps that are radically better suited for private and safe comms, and I am a huge proponent of letting things be true to themselves. When you try to shoehorn stuff into a system not intended to do that stuff, it ends poorly.
So, sure, DMs out of the timeline, but no Signal-like hardening.
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@scottjenson I think, given today's climate, encryption should be a priority over UX changes. My thought is not whether microblogging DMs should be encrypted or not, but simply if *any* kind of messaging exists that is not public, on any service, it should be encrypted. It's the sad world we live in now where services can't be trusted. Non-public messaging that isn't encrypted shouldn't exist. Should microblogging services be Signal? Not at all. But DMs already exist, so now it has to be dealt with. Simply telling users "it's not for private discussions" isn't enough.
