Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day.

[daojoan@mastodon.social]

Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

[dzedus@mas.to]

@Daojoan Perfect, made my day 😅 Thank you!

[naturemc@mastodon.online]

@Daojoan I know someone working in the hospital. She says, these managers, if their life style makes them seriously ill, are the worst patients. They've never learned to ask for/need help and often get aggressive against the personal. Others don't stop whining. The cardhouse gets destroyed ...

[albertcardona@mathstodon.xyz]

@Daojoan

Always quite the unveiling of someone's character when, upon starting an internship, they post about it in LinkedIn ... and their description is several octaves above the actual work. Conversely, there are those who don't do that.

[robo@mastodon.ie]

@Daojoan it's such a fake world. Reminds me of Monty Python
https://youtu.be/UijhbHvxWrA?is=apZEtDTbzAlFXJms

[strawdog@infosec.exchange]

@Daojoan that's because we don't have down-to-earth LLMs writing linked in posts in a shitty/depressed mood.

[amedee_de_murcia@sonomu.club]

@Daojoan Reminds me of an 80's french dark comedy where some people get their brain "flashed" to be constantly happy and productive. An horrifying and smiling new humanity emerge.

[hanscees@ieji.de]

@Daojoan there's a meme for that
but also a server failure, meme follows

[geoloico@mapstodon.space]

@Daojoan As the everlasting sparkling side of life syndrom

[stephan@sonomu.club]

@Daojoan I once invented the "great LinkedIn drinking game", which is great fun and dangerous to your health, albeit in German only.

Google Translate does quite a good job translating it, but it has a few German peculiarities in it (Frank Thelen for instance is a German wannabe-Musk imitator and minor celebrity who gets interviewed by tabloids when they need someone from 'the economy').

Maybe it's time for an international version…

https://schallundstille-de.translate.goog/2025/01/16/das-grosse-linkedin-trinkspiel/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=de&_x_tr_pto=wapp

[paulk@writing.exchange]

@Daojoan It's the facebook for companies.

[sesav@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan This is awesome! Made my day also 😀

[nakedhombre@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan Never thought I'd live in a world full of Buddy Kanes

"To be successful one must project an image of success at all times"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSbVT5D_IY

[flux@mastodon.unwi.re]

@Daojoan 😂😂😂

[naturemc@mastodon.online]

@stephan I had a good laugh at the original and now finally understand why there are so many beer-drinking zombies in Germany. 😂 🤣

@Daojoan

[naturemc@mastodon.online]

@Robo 👍 @Daojoan

[brohrer@recsys.social]

@Daojoan I’m thrilled to announce that I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

[pbloem@sigmoid.social]

@Daojoan

We've added iceberg interaction to our experience portfolio.

[confusedmiddleageddad@mastodon.social]

@StrawDog @Daojoan Marvin as an LLM chatbot. That would be something special

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@Daojoan I still consider creating a trolling account on LI. Mostly about tech/corpos and stuff, but now I have this wild idea of writing sui... erm, bold pivot to underground operations note.