Alone Season 4 watch thread.
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Brooke, are you seriously afraid of an orb weaver?
They got a lot of nerve showing this caption after showing an obviously harmless and non-aggressive spider.
Boat!
"I don't know if what I'm doing is the right thing to be doing at this moment in time."
I know.
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Boat!
"I don't know if what I'm doing is the right thing to be doing at this moment in time."
I know.
He hasn't found food. So he's gonna build a boat. The sensible thing.
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He hasn't found food. So he's gonna build a boat. The sensible thing.
Meanwhile, Brooke has found a tangled up net with a bunch of floats. And, despite her best efforts to not make a signal fire in eight+ days, her husband has found her.
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Meanwhile, Brooke has found a tangled up net with a bunch of floats. And, despite her best efforts to not make a signal fire in eight+ days, her husband has found her.
It's gonna be Brooke and Dave, I think? They're not particularly good at anything, but they're not doing stupid shit over and over.
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It's gonna be Brooke and Dave, I think? They're not particularly good at anything, but they're not doing stupid shit over and over.
I will be stunned if Brooke and Dave don't win this one. They understand the assignment, and they seem to be the only people who do. No fucking around with boats and projects. They're fishing. They're chopping fire wood. They're not injuring themselves through foolishness.
They are cooking and eating in their camp, which, in ordinary circumstances would be bad news (they even know it and said so), but they're up against far larger incompetence.
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I will be stunned if Brooke and Dave don't win this one. They understand the assignment, and they seem to be the only people who do. No fucking around with boats and projects. They're fishing. They're chopping fire wood. They're not injuring themselves through foolishness.
They are cooking and eating in their camp, which, in ordinary circumstances would be bad news (they even know it and said so), but they're up against far larger incompetence.
Brody and Chris are out after one big rain. Once again, the weakest link pulled them out far sooner than the other would have chosen.
This season is a lesson in boundaries. Don't let your family talk you into things you definitely do not want to do, because it's going to suck far more when you back out after a few days.
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Brody and Chris are out after one big rain. Once again, the weakest link pulled them out far sooner than the other would have chosen.
This season is a lesson in boundaries. Don't let your family talk you into things you definitely do not want to do, because it's going to suck far more when you back out after a few days.
Ted and Jim are a mess. I'm sorry I'm laughing at their misery, as they seem like good Canadian lads, eh. But, they sure aren't making good decisions.
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Ted and Jim are a mess. I'm sorry I'm laughing at their misery, as they seem like good Canadian lads, eh. But, they sure aren't making good decisions.
Ted and Jim had a fantastic day, so of course it's time to get in the boat and end it all quickly. A boat made to address the problem of lack of food, so immediately after catching 16 fish and a duck right next to their camp, it's time to...get in the boat built for finding food?
No one who builds the boat escapes the boat.
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Ted and Jim had a fantastic day, so of course it's time to get in the boat and end it all quickly. A boat made to address the problem of lack of food, so immediately after catching 16 fish and a duck right next to their camp, it's time to...get in the boat built for finding food?
No one who builds the boat escapes the boat.
The end is nigh for Jim and Ted. They have succumbed to the call of the sea.
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The end is nigh for Jim and Ted. They have succumbed to the call of the sea.
Pete and Sam are beginning to hear whispers from the sea. It may be the end for them. The fish are just out of reach, you see, if only they had a boat.
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Pete and Sam are beginning to hear whispers from the sea. It may be the end for them. The fish are just out of reach, you see, if only they had a boat.
Ah, they're hiking rather than building a boat. Still seems like a lot of effort to fish in the same waters, just on the other side. And, they have to travel at low-tide. Pete's a heck of a fisherman, though, and I guess the hike paid off.
Not building a boat may save them for another day.
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Ah, they're hiking rather than building a boat. Still seems like a lot of effort to fish in the same waters, just on the other side. And, they have to travel at low-tide. Pete's a heck of a fisherman, though, and I guess the hike paid off.
Not building a boat may save them for another day.
Ted and Jim are a comedy of errors. They're both wrong about everything, and they fight over which wrong action to take. Jim yells at Ted about getting hooks in his hand, and then they do what Ted wants and Ted immediately gets a hook stuck in his hand. Perfect comedic timing. The editors are savage.
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Ted and Jim are a comedy of errors. They're both wrong about everything, and they fight over which wrong action to take. Jim yells at Ted about getting hooks in his hand, and then they do what Ted wants and Ted immediately gets a hook stuck in his hand. Perfect comedic timing. The editors are savage.
This is the funniest shit. I hope they have repaired their relationship since then, but it certainly makes funny TV.