Should have listened to my guidance counselor and founded a sex cult

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

Should have listened to my guidance counselor and founded a sex cult

[brianvastag@mas.to]

@jalefkowit the founding part is easy, it's the gaining followers part that takes work

[tantramar@zeroes.ca]

@jalefkowit What’s the minimum viable member count? (Is it 1?)

[ratsnakegames@mastodon.social]

@tantramar @jalefkowit depends on how much money they have, really

[mmiasma@mastodon.sdf.org]

@jalefkowit

Mine thought I shouldn't take on any career that was too stressful.

Sex cult leader sounds kind of stressful.

[joe@beige.party]

@jalefkowit It's never too late. I'd help but we're two guys with too many parts.

[ocdtrekkie@mastodon.social]

@mmiasma @jalefkowit You can pretty much order people to "release your stress" whenever you want.

[raederle@masto.nu]

@jalefkowit That was an option?

[jirikiha@raphus.social]

@ocdtrekkie @mmiasma @jalefkowit my high school career counselor didn't inform me that "body paint artist" was a career option.
If only I had known!
Nothing would be different, but at least I would have known.

[soozcat@vmst.io]

@jalefkowit Had undiagnosed ADHD, wasn't really listening to my guidance counselor. Now have six colts.

[user47@vmst.io]

@jalefkowit it’s not too late!