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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff Oh no. This breaks everyone's threat model now. 😱
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff
Ban-testing is a thing now... -
@yschaeff Based modern steganography
@dotmavriq @yschaeff Bananography?
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff works with a knitting needle as engraving tool too and wouldn't burn the peel
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff "This is not a banana" (René Magritte) 😅
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff
This is (b)ananas! -
You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff what have you done. Now I want an engraver.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff can you do a qr code?
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff
This is the beginning of a great-ish 90's flick about hollywood hackers -
You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff “This message will self-destruct in 48 hours.”
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff
additional details for the image description:
First photo:nothing looks out of the ordinary on this banana. Only when you look closer, you see a faint outline of letters.
Second photo:
the banana now clearly shows brown outlines for the engraved letters, spelling "Ananas"
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff it doesn't look like an ananas...
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff We have Xtool's laser at work. I tried to find a picture but couldn't of when we took a piece of toast and burned the company logo on it.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff "…regret to inform you about a information security incident due to banana ware…"
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff now find out how much data you can store on a banana peel and still recover later.
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@yschaeff can you do a qr code?
@Aknorals Actually, that was the first thing we tried. At some point we where able to scan it. But it 'expired'. ;)
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@yschaeff We have Xtool's laser at work. I tried to find a picture but couldn't of when we took a piece of toast and burned the company logo on it.
@aamurusko79 This was done on an xtool as well. Not mine sadly, I don't think its in the price range I'm willing to pay for it. But so far it seems to be a really nice machine.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
Banana for scale, not only for sizes but also amount of data! awesome #bananaforscale
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@yschaeff
It's also a very clever disguise for a pineapple 😉@MurrayWindripper @yschaeff I was wondering if I was the only one who was thinking that 😝
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