My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@nigenet @Buster The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme also gets the job done.

[nickapos@mastodon.oncrete.uk]

@Buster I am pretty Jesus pronoun would be them

[travisfw@fosstodon.org]

@Buster in his book Entangled Life, Merlin Sheldrake has a section collecting theories about psychedelic fungi originating religions, connecting possession and enlightenment and so on.

Jesus was definitely a fun-gi.

[msbellows@c.im]

@agowa338 @Buster OOH! OOH! And what Jewish holiday did Easter ("He is risen! he is risen indeed!") evolve from?

The Feast of Unleavened Bread!

[psneeze@mastodon.ie]

@msbellows @agowa338 @Buster Yeaster?

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@Buster

Is made of bread. Or the other way around, anyway. Sometimes. Kinda.

[msbellows@c.im]

@psneeze @agowa338 @Buster Excellent.

[psneeze@mastodon.ie]

@msbellows @agowa338 @Buster

[_thegeoff@mastodon.social]

@Buster
Our microbe,
Which is basically everywhere,
Saccharomyces be thy name.
Thy kingdom Fungi,
Thy phylum Ascomycota,
On earth, as it is in the ocean.
Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us our infections,
As we forgive those who gave us infections.
For thine is the power,
An- and aerobically,
For far longer than us.
A mould.