@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactly

[quatermasstools@infosec.exchange]

@Viss they are obviously at least 3x dumber

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@Viss

as a former enviduh employee, this hurts.

[buherator@infosec.place]

@Viss you don't really talk about it because 1) NDA 2) you look at the damn code all the time?

[viss@mastodon.social]

@kajer i remember various games that would feature the nvidia logo in green shiny texture, and it would spin, and a voice would whisper 'nvidia'. I dont get how you can watch something like that over and over again and still get the name wrong.

no clue if this presenter ever played any games like that, but .. sigh

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@Viss is this going to be DEFCON eBPF bug talk soon?

[tindrasgrove@infosec.exchange]

@Viss @JessTheUnstill there are so many things I learned as “security” that I wish I had known as an admin because it would have made me way better at the job

[viss@mastodon.social]

@JessTheUnstill the people who faciliated all that are people like the ceh council, isc2, sans, and the people who stood to make the money from certs and training. then the colleges got in on it. shit really went pearshaped once for-profit schools got involved. they were happy to take kids money, and never tell them "theres an entire lifetime of experience you need to use any of this stuff we're teaching you"

[raphaelmorgan@disabled.social]

@Viss can't tell if the link isn't there anymore, or if openAI noticed I blocked their scrapers and decided to block me back 😂

[viss@mastodon.social]

@raphaelmorgan it still loads for me!

[viss@mastodon.social]

@JessTheUnstill grroooaaaaaaan

[winterknight1337@infosec.exchange]

@Viss your ChatGPT sounds like a teenager.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@winterknight1337 i told it to be casual and thats what it does now

[jb@masto.hackers.town]

@Viss @JessTheUnstill

“I do infrastructure, but never learned how IP works” is still my favorite.

[christophmaier@fediscience.org]

@Viss
Really?
https://www.flickr.com/photos/89067995@N00/albums/72157650256232987/

[ams@infosec.exchange]

@Viss killall -9 -r -- gpt

[jima@mspsocial.net]

@Viss By only ever reading/typing it, and never once uttering it aloud to someone willing to set you on the right path? 😅

[alex02@ieji.de]

@Viss since when did they?

[jima@mspsocial.net]

@jb @Viss @JessTheUnstill 😶

[oscherler@tooting.ch]

@JessTheUnstill @Viss This reminds me of the last time I was job hunting, and people were telling me “but you don’t have a degree in IT.”

My dude, I’ve been programming computers since before you were born, and professionally for a decade. I studied physics and electronics up to microprocessors, and when I finished my PhD, computer job offers asked for a degree in comp. sci., physics, or math. I know how to use more programming language than you know exist. You want to nitpick about my diploma?

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@Viss Why can't I like this more than once?!??!