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how many times does this guy have to lie to you before you understand everything he says is a lie?
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/05/microsoft_appoints_quality_chief/?td=rt-3a
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how many times does this guy have to lie to you before you understand everything he says is a lie?
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/05/microsoft_appoints_quality_chief/?td=rt-3a
@Viss his name is the Sanskrit word for truth or honesty, lmao
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how many times does this guy have to lie to you before you understand everything he says is a lie?
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/05/microsoft_appoints_quality_chief/?td=rt-3a
@Viss big question truly
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how many times does this guy have to lie to you before you understand everything he says is a lie?
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/05/microsoft_appoints_quality_chief/?td=rt-3a
@Viss When I was in Six Sigma for Manufacturing training (yes I’m old), they had a saying: you know how you know a company has a quality problem? They have posters on the factory floor that say “Quality is Job One”.
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@Viss When I was in Six Sigma for Manufacturing training (yes I’m old), they had a saying: you know how you know a company has a quality problem? They have posters on the factory floor that say “Quality is Job One”.
@drahardja oh my god i remember all the jizzing on linkedin about 6sigma back in the day
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@Viss big question truly
@krzyzanowskim "because run the fuck away"
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@drahardja oh my god i remember all the jizzing on linkedin about 6sigma back in the day
@Viss I still have my Green Belt certificate somewhere
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how many times does this guy have to lie to you before you understand everything he says is a lie?
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/05/microsoft_appoints_quality_chief/?td=rt-3a
@Viss What is with the word czar? US government, tech bros..,
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@Viss What is with the word czar? US government, tech bros..,
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how many times does this guy have to lie to you before you understand everything he says is a lie?
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/05/microsoft_appoints_quality_chief/?td=rt-3a
@Viss roll back vibe coding shit.
Stop wasting time on AI.
Stop shoving telemetry in everything.
There can I get that job now? -
@Viss roll back vibe coding shit.
Stop wasting time on AI.
Stop shoving telemetry in everything.
There can I get that job now?@lfzz sure, cruise into his office and tell him you started this morning. if he balks, tell him viss sent you
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@lfzz sure, cruise into his office and tell him you started this morning. if he balks, tell him viss sent you
@Viss I prefer remote work, I fear stepping on US soil right now might earn me an unexpected south American visit.
Also 5 year of social media required, and mastodon is my only social media. -
@Viss I prefer remote work, I fear stepping on US soil right now might earn me an unexpected south American visit.
Also 5 year of social media required, and mastodon is my only social media.@lfzz depends on where youre flying in from and what airport you come to
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@lfzz depends on where youre flying in from and what airport you come to
@Viss unfortunately I rolled 1 on the origin stat and can't randomize appearance 🤣but I could game the airport as you said.
I will ask clawbot/molt of/whatever it's called today to update my CV, get me a work visa and book my ticket.
We truly live in the future. -
how many times does this guy have to lie to you before you understand everything he says is a lie?
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/05/microsoft_appoints_quality_chief/?td=rt-3a
@Viss Didn't he say this about security not too long ago?
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@Viss Didn't he say this about security not too long ago?
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