@lritter my morning routine is I frantically fumble my phone to turn off the alarm before the dead kennedys "raw hide" gets to the really loud part full blast, then i wash down my amphetamines with mountain dew, turn on my sad lamp, space out for about thirty minutes, slap my jaw a few times, skulk over to the next room where my work computer is and then "look alive". this is basically a form of necromancy