You don't have a "different opinion."

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@oblomov
Considering the sheer number of seafood variants in Italian pizza, maybe it's the ham that offends. Mussel and pineapple instead?
@theogrin @Daojoan

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@xinit @theogrin @Daojoan I starting to get very angry at the fediverse 8-D

[floreana@poliversity.it]

@tizianomattei @oblomov @Daojoan @theogrin @useravoiding

Wars have been fought over pineapple on pizza, cappuccino after 12:00 pm, panettone vs. pandoro, whether it is OK to break spaghetti, bacon in carbonara, and so on and so forth.

True Italians ®️ will get all riled up about their food. Some wield The Law, others are fucking heathens.

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@oblomov
Unrelated, I think I might have a cappuccino after lunch today.
#HateCrimes

@theogrin @Daojoan

[bovaz@misskey.social]

@floreana@poliversity.it @tizianomattei@poliverso.org @oblomov@sociale.network @useravoiding@mastodon.social french fries on pizza are worse than pineapple, unless we are talking about the overly sweet canned syrupy pineapple they generally sell in Italian supermarkets.
Breaking spaghetti, however, should cause any rights to access a kitchen to be revoked permanently.

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@bovaz @useravoiding @floreana @tizianomattei

meh french fries on pizza isn't that big of a crime, it's just an overload of carbohydrates.

[floreana@poliversity.it]

@oblomov @bovaz @useravoiding @tizianomattei

Case in point. 😂

[bovaz@misskey.social]

@oblomov@sociale.network @useravoiding@mastodon.social @floreana@poliversity.it @tizianomattei@poliverso.org gateway "drug" to ketchup on pizza.

More "seriously": Carbs aren't even the problem here (I've had small pizzas as toppings for a large pizza before); I just find that fries have very little to add in terms of taste to a pizza. Potatoes in other guises can be fine.

[mmm_kay@kolektiva.social]

@Daojoan So what religion are we talking about here?

[leftyknowitall@mastodon.social]

@oblomov @bovaz @useravoiding @floreana @tizianomattei My partner is Italian and we are based in Calabria half the time. I am a vegetarian, so I stick to ortolano or buffala, but when I explain a Hawaiian pizza as prosciutto e melone on focaccia, some people get why it would be good.

But I’m endlessly ridiculed for enjoying a pizzetta alongside a granita and cappuccino on a summer afternoon. Guilty as charged for having those American tastes.

[justinderrick@mstdn.ca]

@Daojoan Wow. That thoroughly encapsulates the issues I had with my mother before I had to go no-contact with her to preserve my sanity.

My favourite was... "Germany has no electricity at night because they have too many solar panels."

We have family in Germany. But she couldn't bother to call our cousins to ask. Instead, she started screaming "Why can't you just accept the things that I believe?"

In retrospect, my answer of "Because it's bullshit?" was NOT the answer she was looking for.