IDK.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@mattsheffield/115867561473387264

IDK. This sounds very soylent green* adjacent.

I do not want to "serve man" I do not want the "man cereal"

*"soylent greed" was a typo but I kinda think it works in a way.

[phooky@hexa.club]

@futurebird this was my first assumption too. Grape Nuts, but man

[nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social]

@futurebird "Soylent greed" is an interesting typo in this day and age.

[b@convo.casa]

@futurebird its 4 when u want 2 munch some balls 4 bkfst

[cynical13@social.vivaldi.net]

@futurebird

I just go for overnight oats because my cereal is as sedentary as I am.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

"soylent greed" is a killer name for SOMETHING will one of you please run with this and make some good trouble.

[quietmarc@kolektiva.social]

@futurebird but what do we make the good trouble out of

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@quietmarc

oh... oh you know.

[flisty@mstdn.social]

@futurebird @quietmarc rocky mountain good trouble

[freequaybuoy@mastodon.social]

@futurebird Human battery farmers and their cruel, barbaric tiny cages taken on by the good and erstwhile human organic permaculture farmers who let their cattle run free in lush pasture before slaughter?

[donlamb_1@mastodon.online]

@futurebird Special K with some bullshit sprinkled on top.

[freequaybuoy@mastodon.social]

@futurebird In return, I just did a typo of Time Coup instead of Time Cop. Maybe the next Wallace and Gromit caper...

[owl@gts.u8.is]

@futurebird soylent grebe

[wcbdata@vis.social]

@futurebird These are clearly Kix. Kid tested, mother approved. No men. Srsly, folks, c'mon.

[bitprophet@social.coop]

@futurebird sadly it's just somebody trying to say "Soylent Green" with severe nasal congestion

[linebyline@mastoart.social]

@futurebird The delightful thing about this is that balls is one of the cheapest and most boring cereal shapes. Like, I remember when Trix stopped being fruit-shaped and the marketing tried to spin it as something fun and new, and even though I was a mere college student at the time I could tell this was just a cost-cutting measure. (Fortunately the fruit shapes returned in the intervening years.)

Also, to market to alpha males, the box has to be dark gray or navy blue.

[purrperl@noc.social]

@futurebird

I used to live in the Catskills Mountains and the farming community had bumper stickers and posters all over the place: "NO FARMS. NO FOOD." , "SUPPORT YOUR FARMERS".
They were also largely Thump supporters.

Maybe make a funny commercial:
"SUPPORT FARMERS", and send them away to a better place in retirement, to Sunshine Farms, a retirement community for farmers, and producers of "Soylent Green".

Remember: "NO FARMERS, NO FOOD".

[ira@beige.party]

@futurebird maybe that pistachio milk that’s running NYC? 😅 at least that’s the nut milk real men pour on their balls-having cereal… whew! 🤭

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@futurebird ketamine made of your own flesh

[argonaut@mastodon.social]

@futurebird @michelestrider “soiled greed” soon may even be a better one, fingers crossed…