Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya

[mindtunes@troet.cafe]

@bert_hubert Yes, this is the plan.

[ellisdee@wolfgirl.bar]

@bert_hubert can't believe im agreeing with someone with ukraine and eu flags in their name

[raulinbonn@social.treehouse.systems]

@bert_hubert Microsoft will falter because of wider (Windows) adoption loss

[capeta@ursal.zone]

@bert_hubert oh no

[longplay_games@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@bert_hubert Maybe make it worth adopting?
Billions of dollars invested in a tool that just generates nonsense and copyright infringement.

[matus_chochlik@mastodon.online]

@bert_hubert do the dark enlightenment philosopher kings need a hug?

[zakalwe@plasmatrap.com]

@bert_hubert@eupolicy.social Dear Satya,
I'm not seeing a problem here. It sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
kthxbye.

[stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizza]

@bert_hubert Local drug dealer says business may falter unless more people become addicts.

[corb_the_lesser@mastodon.social]

@bert_hubert Why doesn't Satya Nadella just ask Microsoft's AI how to increase AI's adoption?

[stellardays@mastodon.social]

@bert_hubert true, at the rate at which Microsoft is rolling out its AI capability

[falxcerebri@mindly.social]

@bert_hubert

Hey buddy, that’s a pretty nice economic bubble you go there. Sure would be a shame if something happened to it.

*cracks knuckles*

So, you gonna buy our shit or what?