@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactly

[km7cdc@mastodon.radio]

@Viss Did anyone suggest a phone number to a library reference desk, where they can reach out to, eh, find books, to eh, learn their job's responsibilities?

Just tell them it's a voice AI service with no monthly cost and free tech support.. "OK, are you finished with that page? Good. Now, turn to the next page. No not that way - you already read that page, remember? That's better! You're getting the hang of it!"

[h2onolan@infosec.exchange]

@Viss why stop at fridges

I am so very tired of being advertised to.

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@Viss I'd be fucking apoplectic

[alex02@ieji.de]

@Viss so how long before there is a way to jailbreak these?

[viss@mastodon.social]

@h2onolan my impression is that these decisions all tend to roll up to a handful of folks, so find THEM and drag THEM out into the parking lot, and the downstream effects will be amazing

[thomasareed@infosec.exchange]

@Viss This is why I have as few smart devices as possible, and keep the ones I do have disconnected from the internet. Also part of why I live in the woods in the mountains and spend my time in places where I’m more likely to run into bears than people.

[alex02@ieji.de]

@Longplay_Games @Viss I still have that white fridge that was moved all th way from the midwest and I don't see that quitting anytime soon.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@gsuberland i made this gif in 2016

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@Viss
... I hope that's a fresh unused plunger considering the defroster blows hot air along the glass - spreading all those yummy smells

[lonelystone@mastodon.world]

@Viss
Nice click bait, you got me. 😆

[viss@mastodon.social]

@Aprazeth a new plunger? in this economy?

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@Viss

Fair point. Also saves using an air freshener because it would be pointless anyway

[pikario@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Viss is it a nokia windows phone? 🤔

[viss@mastodon.social]

@pikario i dont recognize it but the thickness of its bezel says its at least ten years old

[pussreboots@sfba.social]

@Viss that’s a Dalek driving to work.

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@Viss
Also also

Imagine getting into an Uber and seeing that. Like, what else is jerry rigged about this ride? Are the brakes a pair of Brillo pads? The seatbelt nothing more but a belt tied in a knot?

Also also how do they remove that plunger? You don't want to exert much force on the front window sooooo, use your fingernails to pop the seal?

[d_113cr@ieji.de]

@Viss nuh uh! I woulda been using my psp!

[sixtyfootmalcolm@mastodon.xyz]

@Viss I sometimes daydream about tattooing adverts onto their retinas.

[hellomiakoda@pdx.social]

@Viss If you want my opinion, this should be considered assault.

[hellomiakoda@pdx.social]

@Viss Also, why the actual fuck do we have fridges that show ads?! Who the fuck looked at that fridge and decided that was better than the plain black monolith I have in my kitchen!?
Food go in, fridge make cold. That is ALL a fridge needs to ever do!