AHA!

[xibanya@mastodon.xyz]

AHA! I JUST GOT THE REPORT FROM THE PARAMEDICS AND IT CONTAINS BLATANT LIES

paramedics: "we performed palpitation and found no tenderness"

actually the ER performed palpitation and instantly figured out it was my gallbladder. Had my follow-up with the surgeon today and it was worse than I thought - the organ was necrotizing/gangrenous. It's literally impossible for the EMTs to have done palpitation and found nothing.

it's all in writing. im gonna get their asses

[xibanya@mastodon.xyz]

"patient explained she felt better. patient signed refusal and understood risks. EMS call cleared."

hey fuck you, lazy ass ambulance bitches

[xibanya@mastodon.xyz]

it doesn't even have to be "he said she said" i had a literally rotting organ in my body and the EMTs put in writing in a legal document that they performed the basic test for finding that specific kind of rotting organ so they will either have to admit they lied in a sworn document or admit they are completely fuckin incompetent at their jobs

[xibanya@mastodon.xyz]

AGH HEY FUCK THEM

I see in the report they claim they did a neurological assessment. THEY FUCKIN DID NOT.

you know I thought at the time it was weird they were in and out in under 10 mins.

AGH
Report says they arrived at 8:18, my personal logs for ADHD purposes agree.

my logs have me writing 8:35 "they're gone, it's nothing. now i feel like a chump"

the report says they left my home at 8:55

[xibanya@mastodon.xyz]

why did these dipshit paramedics have to lie? it doesn't make me happy to set in motion the levers that will result in these bozos getting their licenses revoked. i wish i had been at the hospital at 8:30am instead of at 2:30pm and these morons could keep fucking their ambulance or whatever paramedics actually do for a living (since it's clearly not helping people in medical emergencies)