Shrimp just got way cooler

[irrationalmethod@social.coop]

@benlockwood

Damn, we just get radioactive cesium in ours.

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

@IrrationalMethod @benlockwood LOL anyway, a link so it's not just a funny headline.

https://www.kcl.ac.uk/news/new-study-finds-river-wildlife-contain-cocaine-pharmaceuticals-and-pesticides

[freequaybuoy@mastodon.social]

@benlockwood I find that very hard to believe. Where's all the MDMA?

[petesmom@kolektiva.social]

@benlockwood
I thought coke was long past its prime!

[irrationalmethod@social.coop]

@ai6yr @benlockwood

Sadly, this study doesn't surprise me given similar ones done elsewhere.

[johncormier@mstdn.ca]

@benlockwood imagine the cocaine levels in the shrimp off the coast of Venezuela

[acesabe@infosec.exchange]

@benlockwood
Shrimp prices skyrocket...

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@Petesmom
@benlockwood

can't kill the classics

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

@IrrationalMethod @benlockwood This is why i won't take any of the (dead) rattlesnakes the firefighters around here occasionally offer up for rattlesnake chili/etc.... they are very likely to be very contaminated with rat poisons.

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@benlockwood

coke dealer to his supplier: "yeah I know I did a lot of what u gave me myself but I'm good for the money i swear! i just discovered a huge untapped client base!"

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@benlockwood
"oh i don't eat pigs, they're smart"

"i get that, i don't eat shrimp, they party"

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@benlockwood
this is why everybody can't stop going back to the shrimp fountain every 10 minutes

[m0pwx@mastodon.radio]

@benlockwood you would have a terrible time trying to snort that shimp via a rolled up £50 note :) :)

[gruik@piaille.fr]

@benlockwood they gave this shrimp a name ?