Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth!
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I think they've messed around too much with the plot in the Final Fantasy 7 remake. It's not even the big changes I object to, just little things like how the new Tifa shits on a dinner plate in her bedroom and passes it to her mother through a slot in her door
Call me conservative if you will but I prefer using toilets to the door slots
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Call me conservative if you will but I prefer using toilets to the door slots
Her mum just chucks it out the window
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Her mum just chucks it out the window
Bouncing back and forth between "oh my god why does this game hold such contempt for my precious limited time on this earth, why did they add a bit where you have to hold the shoulder buttons to spend a full half a minute turning a valve," and "Look at it though, just look at the scenery, the architecture, listen to the music, it's beautiful"
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Bouncing back and forth between "oh my god why does this game hold such contempt for my precious limited time on this earth, why did they add a bit where you have to hold the shoulder buttons to spend a full half a minute turning a valve," and "Look at it though, just look at the scenery, the architecture, listen to the music, it's beautiful"
The doors in the inn at Kalm are the same as the ones in Tifa's house
Y'know, with the poop slot
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The doors in the inn at Kalm are the same as the ones in Tifa's house
Y'know, with the poop slot
Oho, someone's given me a starter deck for a card game
That means instead of advancing the plot (haha plot) I get to fuck around Harmlessly Spending Time in this lovely place
Final Fantasy games feel like a holiday sometimes, this is what I need, just some idle fucking around
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Oho, someone's given me a starter deck for a card game
That means instead of advancing the plot (haha plot) I get to fuck around Harmlessly Spending Time in this lovely place
Final Fantasy games feel like a holiday sometimes, this is what I need, just some idle fucking around
Good grief Kalm was a gorgeous place
Spent maybe ten minutes there total in the original, but this rendition is such a ridiculously gorgeous and detailed little village centre, you could legitimately just do a whole game here in this one environment
So we fucked around there for a couple of hours playing board games with the locals and just, kinda, drinking it in
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Good grief Kalm was a gorgeous place
Spent maybe ten minutes there total in the original, but this rendition is such a ridiculously gorgeous and detailed little village centre, you could legitimately just do a whole game here in this one environment
So we fucked around there for a couple of hours playing board games with the locals and just, kinda, drinking it in
And I just got out into the whole, Overview Map place kinda thing and my god, the Budget on display here
It's almost obscene
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And I just got out into the whole, Overview Map place kinda thing and my god, the Budget on display here
It's almost obscene
FFS I'm an indie game dev, I shouldn't be playing this, it's gonna give me existential
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FFS I'm an indie game dev, I shouldn't be playing this, it's gonna give me existential
Me: 🦝 You should play Quantum Witch or Kitsune Tails or Princess Farmer or Yurivania or other indie games made by fedi punk rock queer churchmice, hell play Improbable Island even
Also me: 🦝 My god look at the fucking graphics on this, they must've had like twenty people just arranging the flowers on these rocks, and you say I can play this for thirty bucks? Yum yum yum yes pls
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Me: 🦝 You should play Quantum Witch or Kitsune Tails or Princess Farmer or Yurivania or other indie games made by fedi punk rock queer churchmice, hell play Improbable Island even
Also me: 🦝 My god look at the fucking graphics on this, they must've had like twenty people just arranging the flowers on these rocks, and you say I can play this for thirty bucks? Yum yum yum yes pls
Me, 2008: 🦝 Graphics are so unimportant that I'm gonna spend the next 17 years making a text adventure
Me, 2025: 🦝 Oh shit, graphics are GOOD now? WTF
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