Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird to enable loading of custom firmware so you can actually play doom on it
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird if you plug the left one into the right one, the power goes round in circles providing unlimited free cooking - so long as you don't open the door and let the microwave escape.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird I am pretty sure you can download food on to a memory stick and then take it to another microwave to upload.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird to support USB Swanson-the-Go
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@futurebird to support USB Swanson-the-Go
@futurebird also the wire protocol is based on Bit Stouffer’s
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird In case you need to fry something. 🙃
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird How else are you going to fry your computing device?
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird For sausages.
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@futurebird if you plug the left one into the right one, the power goes round in circles providing unlimited free cooking - so long as you don't open the door and let the microwave escape.
So. Bad news.
I opened the door and the microwave is under the couch in the teacher's lounge. Ideas to get it back in the box and heating my rice again?
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@bryan dementia would suck, but I'm hoping they'll have that figured out by the time I get there. They seem to have some pretty good leads. Shingles is strongly linked to cognitive decline, for instance, and I guess the vaccine protects against that.
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@swelljoe I’ve never smoked and will not start. I’m happy to be a healthy dementia patient over an early preventable death.
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I'm having a hard time believing in mousy Peggy, after Handmaid's Tale. June would have murdered all these men.
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@bryan survivorship bias survives on survivor anecdotes. My grandmother, a lifelong smoker, died when she was about 60 from lung cancer. No dementia, though, she had that going for her. Entirely aware all the way to the end.
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@mariosiniscalchi beh puoi vedere tutto sulla pagina del progetto Matrix
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@swelljoe
My grandmother quit smoking when she was 70-ish. She stated her habit of smoking daily at 12. Anyway, at 70, she was taking care of her mother at the time. Her mother (my great-grandmother) spent the last 10 years of her life with dementia.
The experience made my grandmother decide she’d rather be dead than “talk like a fool”. So she started to smoke again. She passed many years later and never had dementia.
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@swelljoe Yep. Great show with a good story well acted by all concerned. IMHO.
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