Beware of the Guardian Loafs
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Beware of the Guardian Loafs
@catsalad lions guarding the stairs to a library
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Beware of the Guardian Loafs
@catsalad
"None may venture through unless they answer our riddle true...Is there food in our dish?"
"Yes."
"Incorrect. You may not pass."
"But look, there's lots of food in the dish, just not in the middle."
"SO, YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!"
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Beware of the Guardian Loafs
@catsalad You must appease with pettings three.
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Beware of the Guardian Loafs
@catsalad One speaks only lies, and the other's food bowl is empty
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@catsalad one of them only tells lies and the other only truth
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The one on the left always lies, and the other one always tells the truth?
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@catsalad Nice stairway you have there.
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@catsalad No passing without skritches.
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@catsalad You must appease with pettings three.
What...is the moment you should stop petting?
I don't know that! Aaaaaaaaaah! [bloody hand flies into the gorge]
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@catsalad one of them only tells lies and the other only truth
@konstruct @catsalad oh no wait, they're talking about their food bowls. They both lie
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Stop!
Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see!
😉🖖
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Stop!
Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see!
😉🖖
Perhaps these should be the Stairs of Slight Misfortune? 😉
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