What's the Fediverse alternative to sleeping?

[zotheca@mementomori.social]

@catsalad Feeding

[dasrecht@chaos.social]

@catsalad club mate or caffeine

[andyprice@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Going to bediverse

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@catsalad

Cats

[quatermasstools@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad your timeline usually

[testoceratops@disabled.social]

@catsalad Dissociating /j

[gamingwolf@mstdn.games]

@catsalad Hypnospace

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

Meditating while scrolling through cat based hashtag tagged pictures.

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@catsalad following a set of shitposters’ schedules

[vestige@sleepyhe.ad]

@catsalad feeping, as in feeping creatures, and not to be confused with feature creep.

[norombasic@mastodon.world]

@catsalad Reading Melania Reviews...

[adhdeanasl@beige.party]

@catsalad Getting Linux to run on an old Timex Ironman powered by a lemon

[jbaggs@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad It's shitposting right? (Please tell me it's shitposting.)

Wait, this isn't a quiz?

[melliferousoak@kind.social]

@catsalad Catscrolling

[joe_von_saporski@bunt.social]

@catsalad
doom scrolling

[jaspercorydon@mastoart.social]

@catsalad Napiverse - where sleep is decentralized, and distributed across many micro-nap instances

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@jbaggs Shitposting, doom scrolling, and cat spamming 👍

[freequaybuoy@mastodon.social]

@catsalad John Mastodon doesn't need sleep, sleep needs John Mastodon.

[anne_twain@theblower.au]

@catsalad Reading @pluralistic Cory Doctorow's 95 post thread. Or was it 96 posts? Anyway, it kept me awake.
He must be the only tooter who can get away with this.

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@catsalad @anne_twain @pluralistic and notice how he doesn’t mistake mastodon for substack and post one eight kilometer post to scroll past?