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@cmconseils So pizza isn't supposed to taste like a carton box? My entire life is a lie :(
/j obviously, lol
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social We do have flying cars though (and it's not just a "dumb Americans" capability).
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@cmconseils I'd find eating the pizza before opening the box kinda impressive.
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@cmconseils Do some people think they need to stick a straw in there to eat the pizza?
@bit Probably. There must be some kind of history behind that instructions 😆
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@cmconseils I figured we'd all be killed off before now, so we're doing better than I thought.
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@cmconseils About those hoverboards...
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It feels like 2015 was the year western civilization peaked
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It feels like 2015 was the year western civilization peaked
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@cmconseils I dreamt the other night that you can make your driving license in flying cars. But only in Norway.
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@cmconseils Nope, I refuse to believe this message was intended for most people. They only added it here because they are genuinely concerned about Cookie Monster.
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@cmconseils Obviously this meme needed a big red circle or else we'd miss the joke due to illiteracy
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@cmconseils let't be frank tho. That kind of note is only on pizzas in the USA (same with the Objects in mirror are closer than they appear on the car mirrors)...
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social We do have flying cars though (and it's not just a "dumb Americans" capability).
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@cmconseils Where we're going the roads have all crumbled away.
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@cmconseils And there will be at least one Influencer who shows how to open the pizza box in the "coolest" way ever - preferably on Instagram 🙈
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@cmconseils I'd find eating the pizza before opening the box kinda impressive.
@jmax @cmconseils
Yeah, mind your own fuckin business, pizza box, it's my pizza. -
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Ah a sign of the times.
To avoid the risk of being sued by the terminally stupid...
I miss the days when opening instructions were on the insude. -
@cmconseils Where we're going the roads have all crumbled away.
@khleedril
Where we're going the roads are littered with handbaskets
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@cmconseils and measles outbreaks 😷
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@randahl All part of God's plan or what the fuck ever it is they say.
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@cwebber Earnest and also deeply befuddled question:
Do you happen to know if this "Why" is the same "Why" who wrote "Why's? (Poignant) Guide to Ruby"?
(Seems very unlikely to be the same person—but I'm so out of the loop that this name confusion also feels like when people are excitedly talking about the Swedish metal band "Ghost" but I mistakenly think they're excitedly talking about the Japanese experimental psych-folk band "Ghost".)
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Current* conditions near Two Harbors, MN:
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@Lyra io invece preferisco la sensazione di plastificato perché mi dà la sensazione di maggiore assorbimento. Pensa che quelli che sembrano più "cotonosi" mi danno il senso di bagnato cronico
Cmq tanto vista l'età il problema non sarà con me ancora a lungo 😉
Dopo sarà tutto un rincorrere ormoni sintetici
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仁川空港に来た。
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@cwebber technical debt will be off the scale in no time.
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Why Microslop and not Macroslop?
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Me every time I have to use docker.
