I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

incoherent rambling about elections "We got to stop it, John!"

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

I'll take shit that didn't happen for $200, Ken

(forced transition story)

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

He's making everyone Christian again. Also Charlie Kirk etc etc etc

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

I"m not saying it's a cult but the JUST STARTED CLAPPING IN UNISON.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

He definitely wants to fuck either the Ukrainian refugee or maybe a woman biking

also open borders

it's like huffing glue

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

he's so mad the dems won't stand for him.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

Oh sure you can get drug prices down 600% but you only stop murder by a piddling 100%, what about these 500% lives, SIR

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

Trump has never seen anything like, well, anything.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

my partner has fallen asleep, and is snoring gently.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

The cat has also gone to sleep on the other side of me.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

why is he still talking

oh no he's trying to name counties

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

"But most of all, I want to thank myself, amazing, I'm just amazing"

[anonymooseguy@mas.to]

@quinn He must be to have created all those wars he stopped

[forpeterssake@mastodon.xyz]

@quinn
I salute your efforts so I don't have to even pretend to tune in.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

No Mr Prez I can't believe that, but I'm pretty sure I always thought it was possible

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

Oh we're on a 9th war, which he hasn't stopped because it's basically the only actual war

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

"what's called road side bombs mumbles king, road side bomb"

and then make up some more shit.

[karen5lund@mastodon.social]

@quinn No, you should turn off what you're watching and get some sleep.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

We're back in the mumblercore section

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

@Karen5Lund You're not my *real* mom!