I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

this bit is too stupid to type

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@quinn

Have you tried crushing pseudoephedrine and snorting it?

Pretty sure that's what he does.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

He's bragging about killing fishermen, his words not mine!

oh we're back to super rambling nonsense

[karen5lund@mastodon.social]

@quinn And he rambles incoherently, repeating himself and contradicting himself at random.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

"Spaceforce is my baby, it's my baby"

[gyrosgeier@hachyderm.io]

@quinn at least he doesn't have the vocabulary to say "tumescent"

[lkanies@hachyderm.io]

@quinn you’re tired, he’s incoherent

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

how long does this usually go for? *returns to self flagellation*

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

The cat is awake again, and judging me.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

This story sure has words in it

[anonymooseguy@mas.to]

@quinn well, he has the best words. He's told us that for years

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

"Googles how long is the sotu"

oh dear

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

oh he's giving a congressional medal of honor.

I want to see what happens if someone tells him he can give one to himself.

[karen5lund@mastodon.social]

@quinn I have to agree with the cat. Sorry.

This thread, unlike the speech (which I'm not watching), is wonderful. Thank you.

Tomorrow I will probably try to read a transcript, as I usually do since the evening I almost ripped my face off listening to Bush Jr mispronounce "nuclear." Which, in 2026, feels nostalgic.

[steff@soc.femme.cat]

@quinn
Somehow this has become a medals award show... Maybe he'll give out cars next?

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

no one cares what you rename bases they will still somehow be racist

[randomcanuck@cosocial.ca]

@quinn great thread! So glad you’re watching this so I don’t have to

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

*air horn* WE HAVE A NEW RECORD

we have mumbered together all this time, and it's coming to an end. Please god.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

@RandomCanuck i live to serve

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

someone is clapping next to the mic and I'm overly amused by this, since i'm completely exhausted.