I’m traveling from NH to MN today to meet some of the team at my new job.
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@actualham Sbarro gets me every time. One always seems to appear during the most hopeless of excursions so it's like an oasis in the desert and even when there are better options, I can't resist.
Did I say oasis? I meant mirage.
@sysop408 the make very good LOOKING pizza! But they taste so awful! Maybe I ate some kind of paper maché display pizza…
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It’s weird how at this point like 99% of us would vote to just take off, bad engine and all, and just take our chances.
@actualham at this point I would vote you in as the Idris Elba in Hijack of the plane, with the authority to negotiate safe arrival for all
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@actualham at this point I would vote you in as the Idris Elba in Hijack of the plane, with the authority to negotiate safe arrival for all
@xolotl @actualham just don't take the subway with her…
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It’s weird how at this point like 99% of us would vote to just take off, bad engine and all, and just take our chances.
Pilot just announced another 20-30 minutes. Maybe. I digress from this lighthearted thread about delays and decapitation to say in all seriousness
American air travel is inhumane, and as physically and emotionally rigorous as almost anything.
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Pilot just announced another 20-30 minutes. Maybe. I digress from this lighthearted thread about delays and decapitation to say in all seriousness
American air travel is inhumane, and as physically and emotionally rigorous as almost anything.
And now I’m back to lighthearted posting when I say that they are testing the engine “by giving it a few good revs.”
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And now I’m back to lighthearted posting when I say that they are testing the engine “by giving it a few good revs.”
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I don’t think the revs were good enough 🫤
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It’s weird how at this point like 99% of us would vote to just take off, bad engine and all, and just take our chances.
@actualham how many engines do you really need anyway?
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@actualham at this point I would vote you in as the Idris Elba in Hijack of the plane, with the authority to negotiate safe arrival for all
@xolotl Idris would never have eaten at Sbarro 😞
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And now I’m back to lighthearted posting when I say that they are testing the engine “by giving it a few good revs.”
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@actualham Love to hear the pilot talk like he’s trying to get a beater Chrysler to start.
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@actualham Love to hear the pilot talk like he’s trying to get a beater Chrysler to start.
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@xolotl Idris would never have eaten at Sbarro 😞
@actualham you get a pass on that given the slim pickins you have at the ready in NH. The pizza in PDX is so precious we sneer at any shop without "apizza" in its name...
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I don’t think the revs were good enough 🫤
Guy With A Wrench is now in the cockpit talking to the pilot (his cousin?). Seems like not a good sign.
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Guy With A Wrench is now in the cockpit talking to the pilot (his cousin?). Seems like not a good sign.
@actualham maybe the emergency brake is on?
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Guy With A Wrench is now in the cockpit talking to the pilot (his cousin?). Seems like not a good sign.
Ow!
ouch. 🥹 c'mon airplane.
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Guy With A Wrench is now in the cockpit talking to the pilot (his cousin?). Seems like not a good sign.
Confirmed: the Wrench Guy could not fix it. They are trying something else for 20-30 mins and then I’m likely looking at deplaning and the complete annihilation of any spirit I had left in me.
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Confirmed: the Wrench Guy could not fix it. They are trying something else for 20-30 mins and then I’m likely looking at deplaning and the complete annihilation of any spirit I had left in me.
At least it’s not just me. Now we ALL have back pain.
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Confirmed: the Wrench Guy could not fix it. They are trying something else for 20-30 mins and then I’m likely looking at deplaning and the complete annihilation of any spirit I had left in me.
Something about the loss of daylight, each minute ticking by. End of shift is nigh. They are trying to come up with plan, for a plan, a magic trick to make it look like they're doing stuff, but are in fact not going to make good on this scheduled flight. It's not the weather.
It's the airline.
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Confirmed: the Wrench Guy could not fix it. They are trying something else for 20-30 mins and then I’m likely looking at deplaning and the complete annihilation of any spirit I had left in me.
The Apple FlightTracker says I am now “en route.”
Yeah, and Pilot Godot is at the wheel.
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The Apple FlightTracker says I am now “en route.”
Yeah, and Pilot Godot is at the wheel.
Godot just said the issue is resolved and we should be underway soon!
[Didi and Gogo dance with joy]
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The end of this EMT textbook chapter is about how to recognize when someone is sooooo dead, you don’t have to try to resuscitate them. They actually say that we should not do cpr on a decapitated patient. I have concern for students who needed to read that in a textbook.
Sorry if this is too graphic for a cute travel thread. But I’m like one step away from being a main character on The Pitt so it’s to be expected.
@actualham
*taking notes*
“do not CPR headless corpse...”