OK, we've had the horizontal trees blocking the line.

[uilebheist@polyglot.city]

OK, we've had the horizontal trees blocking the line. They have now been removed.
We've had the flood. We've waded though it.
What will be next? We are about 100 minutes late but we've been promised at least 120 minutes, what will be the third contributing factor?

[uilebheist@polyglot.city]

That just won't do. We have now reached a station with a delay of 95 minutes. It seems it's manged to accelerate between the flood and here.
Where will it find the 25 minutes extra delay? Stay tuned for exciting updates as we have them.

[valhalla@social.gl-como.it]

@Uilebheist people trying do *gasp* board the train instead of letting it travel empty?