Smilodons.
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Smilodons.
The answer is to resurrect the smilodons.
(Failing that, maybe screwfly would help?)
https://mastodon.scot/@theferret/115525760825628044 -
Smilodons.
The answer is to resurrect the smilodons.
(Failing that, maybe screwfly would help?)
https://mastodon.scot/@theferret/115525760825628044 -
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@cstross wait a second. now that I think about it, don't you have a king over there?
kings are natural predators of deer, aren't they?
and deer hunts are a traditional way to, say, expedite a succession, right?
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@cstross wait a second. now that I think about it, don't you have a king over there?
kings are natural predators of deer, aren't they?
and deer hunts are a traditional way to, say, expedite a succession, right?
@valhalla Hmm, I like the way you think!
Winter is coming and we should *certainly* send King Charles III, currently aged 76 and on chemo for (unspecified) cancer to the Highlands with a bow and arrow and a horse. He can come back when he's taken a large stag.
... And in the meantime, we'll be releasing the de-extincted smilodons and following them with a reality TV film crew (in a light tank, for safety, filming via drone)
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@valhalla Hmm, I like the way you think!
Winter is coming and we should *certainly* send King Charles III, currently aged 76 and on chemo for (unspecified) cancer to the Highlands with a bow and arrow and a horse. He can come back when he's taken a large stag.
... And in the meantime, we'll be releasing the de-extincted smilodons and following them with a reality TV film crew (in a light tank, for safety, filming via drone)
@cstross sounds like a plan :D