Kit Bashir (@Unixbigot)
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Kit Bashir (@Unixbigot)
https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115510935415180659
> Loctite 999 is an advanced multi part adhesive suitable for bicycle headset alignment, hyperdrive injector port retention, and workplace pranks. Part A consists of 92% degenerate strange quark matter in a preservative of antigluon superfluid. Part B (activator) is a proprietary blend of tau mesons and unpasteurized cottage cheese. After admixture of parts, an event horizon forms
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within 90 seconds, preventing separation of parts until the post-proton era. PRECAUTIONS FOR USE ⚙︎ Do not allow part A to contact eyes, skin or planets before activation ⚙︎ If contact with inactivated part A occurs, instant conversion to strange matter is certain ⚙︎ Mix parts using only the supplied bamboo stirring stick ⚙︎ Do not lick the used stirring stick ⚙︎ Unused admixture may be used on the chair seats of crew mates or coworkers WARRANTY VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY @Unixbigot @Unixbigot
PHYSICS #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot @Unixbigot @Unixbigot
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Kit Bashir (@Unixbigot)
https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115510935415180659
> Loctite 999 is an advanced multi part adhesive suitable for bicycle headset alignment, hyperdrive injector port retention, and workplace pranks. Part A consists of 92% degenerate strange quark matter in a preservative of antigluon superfluid. Part B (activator) is a proprietary blend of tau mesons and unpasteurized cottage cheese. After admixture of parts, an event horizon forms
within 90 seconds, preventing separation of parts until the post-proton era. PRECAUTIONS FOR USE ⚙︎ Do not allow part A to contact eyes, skin or planets before activation ⚙︎ If contact with inactivated part A occurs, instant conversion to strange matter is certain ⚙︎ Mix parts using only the supplied bamboo stirring stick ⚙︎ Do not lick the used stirring stick ⚙︎ Unused admixture may be used on the chair seats of crew mates or coworkers WARRANTY VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY @Unixbigot @Unixbigot
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astro@c3d2.social ooh are you a maintainer of FediBuzz?
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Il lavoro infinito. Straordinari, notturni e festivi
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Detassare lo straordinario e il lavoro festivo: il nuovo volto della servitù volontaria La legge di bilancio del governo Meloni celebra il lavoro infinito: chi rinuncia al tempo, al riposo e alla vita sociale viene premiato con qualche euro https://www.rivoluzioneanarchica.it/il-lavoro-infinito-straordinari-notturni-e-festivi/
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@molly0xfff Now ask it to pronounce "foyer" or "voila".
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thanks Google AI!
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I'm three minutes into the new Mountain Goats, and it feels very promising. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9VPW4lJXIU
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Kit Bashir (@Unixbigot)
https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115510935415180659
> Loctite 999 is an advanced multi part adhesive suitable for bicycle headset alignment, hyperdrive injector port retention, and workplace pranks. Part A consists of 92% degenerate strange quark matter in a preservative of antigluon superfluid. Part B (activator) is a proprietary blend of tau mesons and unpasteurized cottage cheese. After admixture of parts, an event horizon forms
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within 90 seconds, preventing separation of parts until the post-proton era. PRECAUTIONS FOR USE ⚙︎ Do not allow part A to contact eyes, skin or planets before activation ⚙︎ If contact with inactivated part A occurs, instant conversion to strange matter is certain ⚙︎ Mix parts using only the supplied bamboo stirring stick ⚙︎ Do not lick the used stirring stick ⚙︎ Unused admixture may be used on the chair seats of crew mates or coworkers WARRANTY VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY @Unixbigot @Unixbigot
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PHYSICS #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot @Unixbigot @Unixbigot
