Wait.. everyone looks exactly like their profile picture, right?

[lerxst@az.social]

@catsalad I am indeed a bass-playing sloth stuffy.

[geonz@mathstodon.xyz]

@catsalad Absolutely. A +

[chip_unicorn@im-in.space]

@catsalad
Of course!

[thatgalsilver@zoner.work]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 100%, I am absolutely a blue haired woman with buck teeth and bnuy ears

[theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@catsalad No, I am in fact a slightly larger seabird.

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@dank @catsalad Can confirm.

[rockmastermike@beige.party]

@catsalad I do

[farah@beige.party]

@catsalad Can neither confirm nor deny it

[ldottxt@kind.social]

@catsalad yes

[apbblue@thepit.social]

@rockmastermike @catsalad 😬

[rubinjoni@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Yes.

[neat_hot@beige.party]

@catsalad
I've gotten new glasses.

[d1@autistics.life]

@catsalad My spirit animal is accurately depicted, for those with the sufficient psychic powers.

[ifixcoinops@retro.social]

@catsalad if I'm particularly enthusiastic about a repair aye

Or sometimes if I just need a quiet place to chill for a bit

[http_error_418@hachyderm.io]

@RamenJunkie @catsalad I'm a CRIMINAL

[eri@mk.moth.zone]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange yeah

[greenskyoverme@ohai.social]

@catsalad sure

[sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe]

@catsalad i am chair

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@catsalad Yes, I am definitely a smoking-hot 30-year-old Raelee Hill wearing a metal half-mask shaped to fit Paul Goddard and not an overweight, white boy in his 40s not looking forward to temperatures hitting the same number today.

[juanejot@beige.party]

@catsalad In a manner of misspeaking.