TRUMP: [does clearly racist thing]

[qasimrashid@mastodon.social]

TRUMP: [does clearly racist thing]

MAGA: That's not what he meant

TRUMP: I definitely did

MAGA: Oh. Well then Libs are taking it out of context

TRUMP: No they're not

MAGA: Oh, well then it's actually not racist at all

TRUMP: It actually is

MAGA: Oh, well yeah F*ck your feelings Libs!

Americans: Wow ya'll are just deplorable

MAGA: WHY DO YOU KEEP DEGRADING THE POLITICAL RHETORIC?? WHAT HAPPENED TO CIVILITY? JUST FOR THAT WE HAVE TO EMBRACE NAZISM BECAUSE YOU MADE US. YOU DID THIS!

[legit_spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al]

@QasimRashid

47: [shits himself]

PUNDITS: Did the president shit himself on live TV?

WHITE HOUSE: The president would never shit himself; he never even defecates because he's TOO BUSY making America GREAT!

PRESS: President's rectal fortitude cited as evidence claims of shitting himself are lies

CONGRESS: [incoherent squabbling]

47: I SHIT MYSELF! ON PURPOSE! TO OWN THE LIBS!

MAGA: You heard him, let's shit our pants too to show how patriotic we all are!

WORLD: [slowly backs away]

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@QasimRashid

Unfortunately, this is pretty much correct.

[richspk@tech.lgbt]

@QasimRashid 💯

[thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io]

@QasimRashid @openinformation I’m fully expecting him to deliver a hour-long speech that is laced with the N-word and people will blame everyone but him

[savvyhomestead@mastodon.social]

@QasimRashid

It looks like MAGA has embraced pedoism as an added benefit.

[peachmcd@union.place]

@QasimRashid
🎯💯🎯
Just above this in my feed...
https://mastodon.social/@jensorensen/116030980889423264

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@QasimRashid

Well, it's the KKK that just crawled back from the gutter and Trump is their enabler... fascist racist white supremacy fantasies...

[clankgy1@infosec.exchange]

@QasimRashid Not to be a complete asshole, but more people voted for Trump than Kamala. And both the Senate and House (at least for now) are controlled by MAGAts. So in a strict sense, MAGAts, while deplorable and not having a functional moral compass, are the Americans you reference above, and would never use the word deplorable (or likely even know what it means).

I sometimes wonder how we as a nation got here, then I talk with my neighbors and know. Yes, even in Southern California.

[tubemeister@mstdn.social]

@Legit_Spaghetti @QasimRashid
WHITE HOUSE: “he never even defecates”

INTERNET: President’s full of shit.

[mihamarkic@mastodon.social]

@QasimRashid somewhere in between
WH: Somebody else did it.