What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians.
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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)
@Novela may jokes and laughter remain, even when youâve got no forks left to give
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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)
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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)
- @donni is a professional comedian.
- @the_etrain could be. -
@justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!
@the_etrain
@adhdeanasl
@StefanThinks
@TheBreadmonkey
@gregthemiller
@LoganFive
@maxleibmanIf you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.
Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!
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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)
@Novela Oh, definitely follow me, I'm the Rupert Pupkin of the Fediverse đ¤Łđ
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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)
@Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:
@MrLovenstein
@AlarminglyBad
@admiralwonderboat
@lowqualityfacts
@FoxesInLove
@jensorensenand some goofy bots & joke accounts:
@RikerGoogling
@nocontexttrek
@carmensandiego
@thisemailfindsyou
@scream
@skeletor
@murderbotbot
@shakespearean_Insults -
@Novela Oh, definitely follow me, I'm the Rupert Pupkin of the Fediverse đ¤Łđ
@bbsmooth Close enough! (Also, it's a low bar to entry for me to follow you, you're in)
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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)
@Novela To me, Mitch Hedberg is the one-liner GOAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saoZjwf7Mfo
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@Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:
@MrLovenstein
@AlarminglyBad
@admiralwonderboat
@lowqualityfacts
@FoxesInLove
@jensorensenand some goofy bots & joke accounts:
@RikerGoogling
@nocontexttrek
@carmensandiego
@thisemailfindsyou
@scream
@skeletor
@murderbotbot
@shakespearean_Insults@jaredwhite AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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@Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:
@MrLovenstein
@AlarminglyBad
@admiralwonderboat
@lowqualityfacts
@FoxesInLove
@jensorensenand some goofy bots & joke accounts:
@RikerGoogling
@nocontexttrek
@carmensandiego
@thisemailfindsyou
@scream
@skeletor
@murderbotbot
@shakespearean_Insults@jaredwhite MedSystem helpfully informed me that my performance reliability was now at 58 percent and dropping, which was not a surprise.
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@Novela I'm not sure about one-liner comedians, but there are a lot of great cartoonists here:
@MrLovenstein
@AlarminglyBad
@admiralwonderboat
@lowqualityfacts
@FoxesInLove
@jensorensenand some goofy bots & joke accounts:
@RikerGoogling
@nocontexttrek
@carmensandiego
@thisemailfindsyou
@scream
@skeletor
@murderbotbot
@shakespearean_Insultsand @dgar if someone wants to see dad jokes too.
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@justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!
@the_etrain
@adhdeanasl
@StefanThinks
@TheBreadmonkey
@gregthemiller
@LoganFive
@maxleibmanIf you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.
Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!
@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ALICE RIGHT BLOODY NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT
(also I agree with this list, even if I only made 4th place - not even podium â¤ď¸)
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@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ALICE RIGHT BLOODY NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT
(also I agree with this list, even if I only made 4th place - not even podium â¤ď¸)
@TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman đ It was NOT a ranked list!
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@justincox @Novela Ooh! I've got recommendations!
@the_etrain
@adhdeanasl
@StefanThinks
@TheBreadmonkey
@gregthemiller
@LoganFive
@maxleibmanIf you're noticing a trend, it's because most of the funny people tend to be on beige.party and you really can't go wrong with following any of them.
Also, there are many other funny people but that's what I've got off the top of my head at the moment. Also, they tend to boost funny people so following them should lead you to even more people!
@Alice Thank you for the recommendations!
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@TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman đ It was NOT a ranked list!
@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
Max rightfully in last place. I WILL CATCH YOU, MAX, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.
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@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
Max rightfully in last place. I WILL CATCH YOU, MAX, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.
@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
Only joking. Love you Max. â¤ď¸
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@Alice Thank you for the recommendations!
@Novela Yay! I hope you like them as much as I do! They're all wonderful people who seem to have an uncontrollable habit of saying delightfully funny things on a regular basis.
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What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians. If anyone on here can tell me good one-liner comics to follow, I'd really appreciate it. (Also, I think currently 3 people will see this message, so maybe those people could give me a boost?)
Hashtags are Mastodon's algorithms.
There is no corporate entity sending your post off to eyes that have been identified by them as fitting your criteria.
Hashtags are engagement, you look for ones to follow, look for followers on hashtags, you can follow a hashtag, invent new hashtags.
Boosting adds eyes, following adds eyes, getting followers, using hashtags adds, following tags adds.
Try(IDK) ? #comics #OneLiners #standup #comedian #comedienne #funny #HA
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- @donni is a professional comedian.
- @the_etrain could be.@Nickiquote @Novela @donni
Thanks bud
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@TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman đ It was NOT a ranked list!
@Alice @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman
Sure it wasn't đ (thank you! )
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(* not sure if this is the right word?)
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