Danger kitty has a question

[sanpan@mas.to]

@catsalad Am I the only one expecting a baby kangaroo to pop it‘s head out of the fur? #Marsupialion

[steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co]

@catsalad Yes. You may go to the bathroom.

[isol@mastodon.au]

@catsalad

Danger kitty training to be a course adjudicator at the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games.

[vonxylofon@witter.cz]

@catsalad Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

[securitywriter@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad every warning has a story…

[bumblefish@mastodon.scot]

@catsalad "Hello yes, this is more of a comment than a question, but I have noticed that you keep sending the tough and gristly ones out here, and I really think we would like more soft juicy ones to visit."

[mademesmile@mastodon.social]

@catsalad unfortunately I must disobey. If I die, I die 🫡

[missmeow@mastodon.social]

@catsalad easy mistake to make

[ratsnakegames@mastodon.social]

@feike @bluestarultor @catsalad

Feeding wild animals leads to them associating humans to food, which leads to incidents where they threaten humans, which leads to them being put down. Don't do it, for their sakes.

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@catsalad So if we skin the cats and then wear their furs, it’s ok for us to pop out to the shops? Is that right? 🤔 I am going to need a lot of kitties…

[barubary@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Sadly, not real, apparently: https://www.kold.com/story/37040348/no-someone-did-not-mistake-a-mountain-lion-for-a-lost-cat/

[freequaybuoy@mastodon.social]

@catsalad The answer is YES

[eragon@pl.eragon.re]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange "Sorry, how dangerous am I supposed to be here? Can I get headpat and scratchie later if I'm dangerous enough?"

[luoe@social.luoe.dev]

@catsalad If not friend, why friend shaped?

[thinkkwer@hachyderm.io]

@mini_ninja_64 For your next slide deck at work 😄

[tagaziel@meow.social]

@catsalad if not invite, why friend shaped

[mini_ninja_64@chaos.social]

@thinkkwer omg yes perfect, I'll be using it thank iuuuuuuuu

[tragivictoria@mastodon.catgirl.cloud]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange if they were honest they wouldnt pick the cutest photo

[europlus@social.europlus.zone]

@catsalad @kodiacbear Yes, umm, Hi! I’m Barry. A leopard told me there’d be some faces to eat…?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@sassdawe @catsalad Is that like someone exploring their furry side but still in the closet?

I say it counts.