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Bonus #DadJokesQ: Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?A: At a second hand store.Q: What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?A: Leia Organic.Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #StarWars #Jedi #Mandalorian #MandalorianAndGrogu #PrincessLeia #LukeSkywalker #Stormtroopers #RedGuard

Bonus #DadJokesQ: What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?A: One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.Q: What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?A: Crashdo.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #StarWars #Mandalorian #ATATs #Droids #BackToTheFuture #MartyMcFly #MandalorianAndGrogu #Dogstodon

@AnneTheWriter1 It reminds me of the joke Leia makes to Luke, when she tells him he's too short to be a soldier

Bonus #DadJokeQ: Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #StarWars #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #TheMandalorianAndGrogu #Yoda #TheForce

Bonus #DadJokeQ: Why don't bears wear hiking boots? A: They prefer to go bear-foot.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #Hiking #HikingTrails #Hikers #Regrets #OldAge #Bears #BearsOfMastodon

Bonus #DadJokeQ: What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses?A: A robber ducky!(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Ducks #DadJokes #DucksOfMastodon #Gates #Duckstodon

Bonus #DadJokeQ: Why did the librarian slip on the library floor?A: She was in the non-friction section.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #Books #Libraries #Librarians #LibraryLife

Bonus #DadJokeQ: What classic book is perfect for reading on #CincoDeMayo ?A: Tequila Mockingbird.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #mayonnaise #MayTheFifth

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I hate when people go on about their phobias.I’m terrified of heights but you won’t hear me shouting about it from the rooftops.#funny #jokes #dadjokes

#HappyEarthDay !(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #EarthDay #WorldEarthDay #GaryLarson #TheFarSide #FarSideComic

@AnneTheWriter1 That reminds me of the one that goes,"A 20 year old human brain has 93,200 miles of myelinated nerve fibers , enough that you could stretch around the world twice ... but they would die."

Fun Fact:Mars is the only planet known to be inhabited solely by robots.#HappyEarthDay !(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #EarthDay #WorldEarthDay #UnearthedComics #SaraZimmerman

@AnneTheWriter1 and yet, the second tree is so much more fun to climb than the first...

Bonus #DadJokeQ: Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees?A: Because they’re really good at it.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #Trees #Arbory #ArborDay #Riddles #Tree #HarryBlissComic #HarryBliss #Hippos

Bonus #JokeGiant redwood trees really are so cool. They just have something incredibly special going on. It's hard to describe, if you haven't seen them.They have a certain "je ne sequoia."(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Trees #Arbory #ArborDay #Tree #BobRoss #BobRossPaintAlong #Bob_Ross #ScottMetzger

Bonus #JokeTwo Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here."The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!"(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Trees #Arbory #ArborDay #Tree #Beer #Springtime #Spring #Seasons

Bonus #JokeQ: What do you call an Irish Spider?A: Paddy Long Legs.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #Muppets #KermitTheFrog #StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #Puns #Punstodon #TheMuppetShow #TheMuppets

Patron Saint of Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #StarTrekTNG #Picard #SirPatrickStewart #PatrickStewart #StarTrek #StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay #Puns #StPatricksDayMemes

@AnneTheWriter1 😅