I was raking leaves on the lawn when I uncovered the god."Leave me alone!" it commanded. "I'm decomposing.""Oh," I said. "Will it take long?""Unless I find a believer...""I'm an atheist.""Hmph. I'll be gone by spring.""Shall I cover you?""I command it!"I'll check that pile in spring.#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #SmallGods