Palantir Acquires Pentagon For $800 BillionMIAMI—In an effort to diversify its holdings in the highly competitive militarized surveillance space, data analytics firm Palantir announced Thursday that it had acquired the Pentagon for $800 billion. “After months of negotiating, I am thrilled to announce that the U.S. government has accepted our terms and agreed to sell us the Department of War,” said Palantir […]The post…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/palantir-acquires-pentagon-for-800-billion/