“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”
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“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”
— Italian journalist and satirist Michele Serra
@randahl
wait a minute, greenland does not have oil. something doesn't add up.i need to think about this.
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“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”
— Italian journalist and satirist Michele Serra
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“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”
— Italian journalist and satirist Michele Serra
To be fair sometimes they found bananas
https://www.thecollector.com/the-banana-wars-how-the-us-plundered-central-america/
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“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”
— Italian journalist and satirist Michele Serra
@randahl Hopefully those in charge never figure out that Lithium is.
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“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”
— Italian journalist and satirist Michele Serra
@randahl Wherever American democracy comes, a large amount of underground mineral resources and oil also flows to America.American democracy is so beautiful that wherever it goes, flowers will bloom.But news broadcasts can't make the blooming flowers look beautiful.It always shows destroyed buildings, dead men, and mutilated baby corpses.But is that how American democracy is?Vietnam, Iraq, Iran, Palestine, Yemen... they all benefited from democracy.

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If your neighbor finds oil in his garden, you might suddenly see your house on CNN.
"Oil is much too important a commodity to be left in the hands of the Arabs."
"If you Control oil, you control nations"
— Henry Kissinger
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“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”
— Italian journalist and satirist Michele Serra
@randahl All part of God's plan or what the fuck ever it is they say.
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“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”
— Italian journalist and satirist Michele Serra
@randahl but all the people the Americans liberate always live contented and joyful lives, grateful for the stable and competent social democracies America establishes and suppo...
I'm sorry, I'll read that again.
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“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”
— Italian journalist and satirist Michele Serra
@randahl Hey, he's got the same name as the kid from that show about the Iraq war.
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