Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…

[mediocrewightman@indieweb.social]

@stroughtonsmith Maybe they’re running on Quantum computers and pulling the results from another universe.

[kaptin@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith 🫠

[stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social]

We are really not beating the alternate timeline allegations here

[stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social]

This is the plot to The Man In The High Castle, isn't it? Lost artifacts showing the 'true' timeline? 😛

[rpmik@avgeek.social]

@stroughtonsmith 🤦‍♂️

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith it depends on which part of the book you’re reading.

[stuart@sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh]

@stroughtonsmith multiverse simulation confirmed to not be thread safe.

[fabienmarry@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith That is some new level of Reality Distortion Field.

[console@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith How fitting. Liquid Glass on macOS is also in an alternative universe.

[gray_wind@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith it lives in the better world )

[siguza@infosec.space]

@stroughtonsmith dude, Trump is gonna publicly execute Tim if he hears of this...

[cynicalsecurity@bsd.network]

@stroughtonsmith that's the problem with models which don't keep up with voting fraud ;P