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#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

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  • While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    In a park: A barefoot, sturdy small human (3?) struts up to a woman (30s?) giving a tiny new human a feed.
    Small Human surveys the situation for a moment, nods decisively and then says with supreme confidence. "I've drank that. It's good."
    New Mum bursts into laughter.

    A small human (4?) is waiting at a pedestrian crossing with Nana but the light is taking SO LONG to go green. With a huff, she lays down like a starfish on the footpath and says: "Tell me when we can go Nana! I'm SLEEPING NOW!"

    In a cafe: A tiny human (1?) is watching Mum eat her eggs benny* breakfast with big brown eyes.
    Every time Mum spears some egg, Tiny Human opens her mouth like a baby bird.
    Optimistically going "Ahhhh?"
    Hoping for a bite.

    A small rotund white dog (powder puff cross terrier?) is sitting in front of a Thai food stall where chilli is being fried.
    Rotund Dog raises her nose, sniffs and sneezes.
    Her tail wagging happily.
    Her nose is tickling, but she doesn't seem to mind.
    Maybe she'll give it another sniff...

    A woman (40s?) is attempting to get a selfie in front of a sea and mountain view with her two very tall teens.
    Teens first crouch down to Mum's height...
    Nah. Not working.
    They decide to lift her up instead.
    Mum laughing and roaring: "Put me down!" as one captures the moment.

    (Continued Below)

  • While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    In a park: A barefoot, sturdy small human (3?) struts up to a woman (30s?) giving a tiny new human a feed.
    Small Human surveys the situation for a moment, nods decisively and then says with supreme confidence. "I've drank that. It's good."
    New Mum bursts into laughter.

    A small human (4?) is waiting at a pedestrian crossing with Nana but the light is taking SO LONG to go green. With a huff, she lays down like a starfish on the footpath and says: "Tell me when we can go Nana! I'm SLEEPING NOW!"

    In a cafe: A tiny human (1?) is watching Mum eat her eggs benny* breakfast with big brown eyes.
    Every time Mum spears some egg, Tiny Human opens her mouth like a baby bird.
    Optimistically going "Ahhhh?"
    Hoping for a bite.

    A small rotund white dog (powder puff cross terrier?) is sitting in front of a Thai food stall where chilli is being fried.
    Rotund Dog raises her nose, sniffs and sneezes.
    Her tail wagging happily.
    Her nose is tickling, but she doesn't seem to mind.
    Maybe she'll give it another sniff...

    A woman (40s?) is attempting to get a selfie in front of a sea and mountain view with her two very tall teens.
    Teens first crouch down to Mum's height...
    Nah. Not working.
    They decide to lift her up instead.
    Mum laughing and roaring: "Put me down!" as one captures the moment.

    (Continued Below)

    Any typos spotted in this post are very excited about the fringe festival coming up in their small city starting March 5th. Fringe is their favourite time of year and they've just worked out how to see 32 shows in ten days!
    Let the mayhem begin!

    * Eggs benny is eggs benedict.

  • Any typos spotted in this post are very excited about the fringe festival coming up in their small city starting March 5th. Fringe is their favourite time of year and they've just worked out how to see 32 shows in ten days!
    Let the mayhem begin!

    * Eggs benny is eggs benedict.

    @georgepenney Remember to sleep!

  • @greem 😂I'll be writing a bunch of a novel as usual during the whole thing too. There's going to be some loopiness.

  • While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    In a park: A barefoot, sturdy small human (3?) struts up to a woman (30s?) giving a tiny new human a feed.
    Small Human surveys the situation for a moment, nods decisively and then says with supreme confidence. "I've drank that. It's good."
    New Mum bursts into laughter.

    A small human (4?) is waiting at a pedestrian crossing with Nana but the light is taking SO LONG to go green. With a huff, she lays down like a starfish on the footpath and says: "Tell me when we can go Nana! I'm SLEEPING NOW!"

    In a cafe: A tiny human (1?) is watching Mum eat her eggs benny* breakfast with big brown eyes.
    Every time Mum spears some egg, Tiny Human opens her mouth like a baby bird.
    Optimistically going "Ahhhh?"
    Hoping for a bite.

    A small rotund white dog (powder puff cross terrier?) is sitting in front of a Thai food stall where chilli is being fried.
    Rotund Dog raises her nose, sniffs and sneezes.
    Her tail wagging happily.
    Her nose is tickling, but she doesn't seem to mind.
    Maybe she'll give it another sniff...

    A woman (40s?) is attempting to get a selfie in front of a sea and mountain view with her two very tall teens.
    Teens first crouch down to Mum's height...
    Nah. Not working.
    They decide to lift her up instead.
    Mum laughing and roaring: "Put me down!" as one captures the moment.

    (Continued Below)

    @georgepenney

    I think I found @skinnylatte 's next animal friend 🌶️

  • While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    In a park: A barefoot, sturdy small human (3?) struts up to a woman (30s?) giving a tiny new human a feed.
    Small Human surveys the situation for a moment, nods decisively and then says with supreme confidence. "I've drank that. It's good."
    New Mum bursts into laughter.

    A small human (4?) is waiting at a pedestrian crossing with Nana but the light is taking SO LONG to go green. With a huff, she lays down like a starfish on the footpath and says: "Tell me when we can go Nana! I'm SLEEPING NOW!"

    In a cafe: A tiny human (1?) is watching Mum eat her eggs benny* breakfast with big brown eyes.
    Every time Mum spears some egg, Tiny Human opens her mouth like a baby bird.
    Optimistically going "Ahhhh?"
    Hoping for a bite.

    A small rotund white dog (powder puff cross terrier?) is sitting in front of a Thai food stall where chilli is being fried.
    Rotund Dog raises her nose, sniffs and sneezes.
    Her tail wagging happily.
    Her nose is tickling, but she doesn't seem to mind.
    Maybe she'll give it another sniff...

    A woman (40s?) is attempting to get a selfie in front of a sea and mountain view with her two very tall teens.
    Teens first crouch down to Mum's height...
    Nah. Not working.
    They decide to lift her up instead.
    Mum laughing and roaring: "Put me down!" as one captures the moment.

    (Continued Below)

    @georgepenney I like to imagine it's the same kiddo in all these stories, just in different points in their life.

    I've drank that. It's good.

  • While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    In a park: A barefoot, sturdy small human (3?) struts up to a woman (30s?) giving a tiny new human a feed.
    Small Human surveys the situation for a moment, nods decisively and then says with supreme confidence. "I've drank that. It's good."
    New Mum bursts into laughter.

    A small human (4?) is waiting at a pedestrian crossing with Nana but the light is taking SO LONG to go green. With a huff, she lays down like a starfish on the footpath and says: "Tell me when we can go Nana! I'm SLEEPING NOW!"

    In a cafe: A tiny human (1?) is watching Mum eat her eggs benny* breakfast with big brown eyes.
    Every time Mum spears some egg, Tiny Human opens her mouth like a baby bird.
    Optimistically going "Ahhhh?"
    Hoping for a bite.

    A small rotund white dog (powder puff cross terrier?) is sitting in front of a Thai food stall where chilli is being fried.
    Rotund Dog raises her nose, sniffs and sneezes.
    Her tail wagging happily.
    Her nose is tickling, but she doesn't seem to mind.
    Maybe she'll give it another sniff...

    A woman (40s?) is attempting to get a selfie in front of a sea and mountain view with her two very tall teens.
    Teens first crouch down to Mum's height...
    Nah. Not working.
    They decide to lift her up instead.
    Mum laughing and roaring: "Put me down!" as one captures the moment.

    (Continued Below)

    @georgepenney ohmygosh the first cracks me up! The second is pretty great too.

  • While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    In a park: A barefoot, sturdy small human (3?) struts up to a woman (30s?) giving a tiny new human a feed.
    Small Human surveys the situation for a moment, nods decisively and then says with supreme confidence. "I've drank that. It's good."
    New Mum bursts into laughter.

    A small human (4?) is waiting at a pedestrian crossing with Nana but the light is taking SO LONG to go green. With a huff, she lays down like a starfish on the footpath and says: "Tell me when we can go Nana! I'm SLEEPING NOW!"

    In a cafe: A tiny human (1?) is watching Mum eat her eggs benny* breakfast with big brown eyes.
    Every time Mum spears some egg, Tiny Human opens her mouth like a baby bird.
    Optimistically going "Ahhhh?"
    Hoping for a bite.

    A small rotund white dog (powder puff cross terrier?) is sitting in front of a Thai food stall where chilli is being fried.
    Rotund Dog raises her nose, sniffs and sneezes.
    Her tail wagging happily.
    Her nose is tickling, but she doesn't seem to mind.
    Maybe she'll give it another sniff...

    A woman (40s?) is attempting to get a selfie in front of a sea and mountain view with her two very tall teens.
    Teens first crouch down to Mum's height...
    Nah. Not working.
    They decide to lift her up instead.
    Mum laughing and roaring: "Put me down!" as one captures the moment.

    (Continued Below)

    @georgepenney Boob, boost and brekky. Brilliant.

  • @georgepenney Boob, boost and brekky. Brilliant.

    @georgepenney by the way, I saw your reply about Amazon on email but cannot find it on this app. I agree. My book was listed on Amazon without asking me, but the effort of removing it is probably not worth it. And no one will buy it anyway given the price that Springer have set. Ask me for a pdf or get the colour paperback in August.

  • While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    In a park: A barefoot, sturdy small human (3?) struts up to a woman (30s?) giving a tiny new human a feed.
    Small Human surveys the situation for a moment, nods decisively and then says with supreme confidence. "I've drank that. It's good."
    New Mum bursts into laughter.

    A small human (4?) is waiting at a pedestrian crossing with Nana but the light is taking SO LONG to go green. With a huff, she lays down like a starfish on the footpath and says: "Tell me when we can go Nana! I'm SLEEPING NOW!"

    In a cafe: A tiny human (1?) is watching Mum eat her eggs benny* breakfast with big brown eyes.
    Every time Mum spears some egg, Tiny Human opens her mouth like a baby bird.
    Optimistically going "Ahhhh?"
    Hoping for a bite.

    A small rotund white dog (powder puff cross terrier?) is sitting in front of a Thai food stall where chilli is being fried.
    Rotund Dog raises her nose, sniffs and sneezes.
    Her tail wagging happily.
    Her nose is tickling, but she doesn't seem to mind.
    Maybe she'll give it another sniff...

    A woman (40s?) is attempting to get a selfie in front of a sea and mountain view with her two very tall teens.
    Teens first crouch down to Mum's height...
    Nah. Not working.
    They decide to lift her up instead.
    Mum laughing and roaring: "Put me down!" as one captures the moment.

    (Continued Below)

    @georgepenney *is that four year old doing the starfish on the path, the three year old walking up to new mom and saying that indeed they drank that, and that hopeful human baby wanting some egg, too. Give it, Mom.*

  • While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    In a park: A barefoot, sturdy small human (3?) struts up to a woman (30s?) giving a tiny new human a feed.
    Small Human surveys the situation for a moment, nods decisively and then says with supreme confidence. "I've drank that. It's good."
    New Mum bursts into laughter.

    A small human (4?) is waiting at a pedestrian crossing with Nana but the light is taking SO LONG to go green. With a huff, she lays down like a starfish on the footpath and says: "Tell me when we can go Nana! I'm SLEEPING NOW!"

    In a cafe: A tiny human (1?) is watching Mum eat her eggs benny* breakfast with big brown eyes.
    Every time Mum spears some egg, Tiny Human opens her mouth like a baby bird.
    Optimistically going "Ahhhh?"
    Hoping for a bite.

    A small rotund white dog (powder puff cross terrier?) is sitting in front of a Thai food stall where chilli is being fried.
    Rotund Dog raises her nose, sniffs and sneezes.
    Her tail wagging happily.
    Her nose is tickling, but she doesn't seem to mind.
    Maybe she'll give it another sniff...

    A woman (40s?) is attempting to get a selfie in front of a sea and mountain view with her two very tall teens.
    Teens first crouch down to Mum's height...
    Nah. Not working.
    They decide to lift her up instead.
    Mum laughing and roaring: "Put me down!" as one captures the moment.

    (Continued Below)

    @georgepenney Awww starfish, doggie, wee one who wants some eggs, who doesn't love eggs and the first small human made me chortle out loud. I love them all and I love you for bringing them to us so we can share in the joy with you.

  • While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    In a park: A barefoot, sturdy small human (3?) struts up to a woman (30s?) giving a tiny new human a feed.
    Small Human surveys the situation for a moment, nods decisively and then says with supreme confidence. "I've drank that. It's good."
    New Mum bursts into laughter.

    A small human (4?) is waiting at a pedestrian crossing with Nana but the light is taking SO LONG to go green. With a huff, she lays down like a starfish on the footpath and says: "Tell me when we can go Nana! I'm SLEEPING NOW!"

    In a cafe: A tiny human (1?) is watching Mum eat her eggs benny* breakfast with big brown eyes.
    Every time Mum spears some egg, Tiny Human opens her mouth like a baby bird.
    Optimistically going "Ahhhh?"
    Hoping for a bite.

    A small rotund white dog (powder puff cross terrier?) is sitting in front of a Thai food stall where chilli is being fried.
    Rotund Dog raises her nose, sniffs and sneezes.
    Her tail wagging happily.
    Her nose is tickling, but she doesn't seem to mind.
    Maybe she'll give it another sniff...

    A woman (40s?) is attempting to get a selfie in front of a sea and mountain view with her two very tall teens.
    Teens first crouch down to Mum's height...
    Nah. Not working.
    They decide to lift her up instead.
    Mum laughing and roaring: "Put me down!" as one captures the moment.

    (Continued Below)

    @georgepenney ngl, I'm most of the way to 40 and you might see me employing the starfish move at pedestrian lights come spring

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