Danger kitty has a question

[jbaggs@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Yes mountain lion, what do you want to know?

(I'll just stay over here in the corner.)

[piper@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad The kitty is asking if I want to hug them.

Yes, yes I do.

[grim_elsewhere@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

But–but kitty!!

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@catsalad I mean a lot of guys have fur too but we don't body shame here

[kkarhan@infosec.space]

@catsalad reminds me of that post where one had such a mountain lion in their bathtub:

"Found this big and filthy cat that.needed a bath. In instantly ate a can of tuna. Anyone know whom it belongs?"

[dpnash@c.im]

@catsalad [X] Accept Quest (Get Cat Chow for Hungry Danger Kitty)
[ ] Return to Main Path

(You just do. Accept the side quest, that is. When it's a danger kitty waving at you, you *accept the side quest.*)

[mangochutney@social.lol]

@catsalad is it, „I can haz hug?“
Because if so, the answer is an emphatic „yes“.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Got it. Locking my sysadmins out now.

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@catsalad The fuzzy tummy! Is a trap, and yet... :3

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@kkarhan Hungry kitty! 😹

[catraxx@tech.lgbt]

@catsalad Let the kitty in right now you monster

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad o hai

[zeank@mastodon.social]

@catsalad „Yes, but *when* do we seize the means of production?“

[prw@mastodon.sdf.org]

@catsalad IT'S A TRAP!!1!

[baralheia@dragonchat.org]

@catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped??

[lettosprey@tech.lgbt]

@catsalad if not let inside then why such cute boopable nose????

[tuban_muzuru@beige.party]

@lettosprey @catsalad

These ones will eat yer pets. For a schnack.

[elebertus@mastodon.social]

@catsalad “are you my human?”