Danger kitty has a question

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad o hai

[zeank@mastodon.social]

@catsalad „Yes, but *when* do we seize the means of production?“

[prw@mastodon.sdf.org]

@catsalad IT'S A TRAP!!1!

[baralheia@dragonchat.org]

@catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped??

[lettosprey@tech.lgbt]

@catsalad if not let inside then why such cute boopable nose????

[tuban_muzuru@beige.party]

@lettosprey @catsalad

These ones will eat yer pets. For a schnack.

[elebertus@mastodon.social]

@catsalad “are you my human?”

[chillybot@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad
Furry adjacent I just like moopsys okay
@cR0w

[pinchy63@ottawa.place]

@catsalad
What to pet my belly? Cat probably.

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@catsalad My nephew was grabbed by the neck and dragged away by a mountain lion. He lived. This is not a joke, but an anecdote. They don't normally attack humans (even small humans) unless cornered, however it was during a particularly bad drought in California so prey animals had become scarce. The authorities sadly had to find and euthanize the animal and it was very scrawny, it probably hadn't eaten in weeks. Poor kitty, and poor small human.

[pink_black_insr@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad ask away danger kitty!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@StarkRG That's scary, and I'm glad your cousin survived!

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@catsalad Zeroth cousin once removed. 😛

[danielswann@mastodon.social]

@catsalad I’m just saying you could boop that nose and for at least 1.5 seconds it would only have fantastically positive consequences

[lettosprey@tech.lgbt]

@tuban_muzuru My pets are tiny beakish featherballs, even a Department of Wildlife house-legal furball would eat my pets as schnack so we would of course have to take kitty in at night when they sleep in a closed off room *OvO*
@catsalad

[bluestarultor@tech.lgbt]

@catsalad NGL, there was one spotted in my area with a collar that had stopped working several miles ago and my first thought was "how do I put out stinky wet cat food without it freezing in sub-zero weather, life is so unfaaaaaair! T_T" XD

I mean maybe I'm an idiot, but I did calculate the amount of hamburger it would take to keep a cheetah once.

[shitpostalotl@axfedi.derg.rest]

@catsalad

[greenskyoverme@ohai.social]

@catsalad @cR0w Many of them are indeed quite cold, it makes sense

[sassdawe@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad does it count when it's the lining inside my clothes?

[toroidalcore@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad Good luck getting him off your keyboard.