I laughed harder than I should have at this:

[a_minion@mastodon.social]

@Theeo123 Love it. I was working on an AFB network and the Colonel came up to me and pointed at one of the machines and in a demanding tone told me that I had to make it so it's couldn't in any way be hacked. So I pointed to the coax and said "Cut that wire" (I'm just a hardware guy, what do I know), so as he was trying to comprehend what I said . . .

[spencerlindsay@theforkiverse.com]

@Theeo123 This is the kind of infrastructure I can get behind.

[ocdtrekkie@mastodon.social]

@Theeo123 I mean, this is fundamentally my oh crud strategy for work.

[cmthiede@social.vivaldi.net]

@Theeo123 air-gapped

[jam123@mstdn.ca]

@Theeo123 cheeky but effective

[trzyglow@mastodon.social]

@Theeo123 the most solid and secure 2-way preset you'll ever have.

[orangeright@mstdn.games]

@Theeo123 ...I guess!

[mayama_woodged@mastodon.social]

@Theeo123 A safe life without the internet? :3

[synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net]

@Theeo123 reminds me of the time I was in a store, and looking at their selection, and they had a brand of like USB cables, and the brand name was:

"Just Wireless!" (tm)

[jaykass@mastodon.online]

@Theeo123
Tech support caller: I cut where the cord told me to in order to activate the firewall. But now I can’t get online at all.