@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactly

[d_113cr@ieji.de]

@Viss nuh uh! I woulda been using my psp!

[sixtyfootmalcolm@mastodon.xyz]

@Viss I sometimes daydream about tattooing adverts onto their retinas.

[hellomiakoda@pdx.social]

@Viss If you want my opinion, this should be considered assault.

[hellomiakoda@pdx.social]

@Viss Also, why the actual fuck do we have fridges that show ads?! Who the fuck looked at that fridge and decided that was better than the plain black monolith I have in my kitchen!?
Food go in, fridge make cold. That is ALL a fridge needs to ever do!

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@Viss

ad tech/insertion is likely to give me apoplexy any day now...

[bjb@fosstodon.org]

@Viss

I've tried putting things on windows with suction cups ... never works. But those are puny suction cups, this might actually work.

[lykso@tiny.tilde.website]

@Viss Yeah, I do not at all regret opting out of the "smart everything" stupidity.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@Viss No, that's an amputee Dalek.

[raphaelmorgan@disabled.social]

@thomasareed @Viss got a used smart TV and I love keeping it disconnected from the Internet and using HDMI cables 😇

[viss@mastodon.social]

@raphaelmorgan @thomasareed in 2022 or so i bought a brand new sony tv. 4k, hdr, the whole 9. it was smart. there was no avoiding it. i have never let it touch the network, i use zero of its smart features, and its attached to a computer as a glorified monitor.

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@Viss This is a massive improvement from an increasingly lost and frustrated mom driving +10 mph over the residential speed limit with her oldest daughter in the passenger seat hastily paging through the printed Mapquest directions with 3 of her soccer teammates in the backseat holding on to each other and a Tupperware container of sliced oranges for dear life.

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@Aprazeth @Viss

Where's the fucking mirror?

[viss@mastodon.social]

@cR0w see if you can get a demo from intellexa - then do a live demo on the people blocking you

[nimbius666@comp.lain.la]

@Viss holy shit its johnny silver hands

[viss@mastodon.social]

@Nimbius666 congrats on being, like, the third person to recognize the costume, haha

[elfin@mstdn.social]

@WhiteCatTamer @Viss That ... was oddly specific.

[kikokate@mstdn.party]

@Viss 😵‍💫

[tunda@layer8.space]

@Viss keep the future unwritten

[mostlytato@mstdn.social]

@Viss
For many years my phone holder was a Coke can with the front cut off sitting in my drinks holder. I like to think the metal cradle it made acted as a Faraday cage and amplified the signal but really it was just shit.

[damonhd@mastodon.social]

@elfin @WhiteCatTamer @Viss It's adapted from a court transcript?