You. Stop dipping your pizza crusts in ranch, you psycho.

[grimmreality@beige.party]

You. Stop dipping your pizza crusts in ranch, you psycho.

[kinsale42@mstdn.games]

@GrimmReality DIP THE WHOLE THING IN RANCH

[grimmreality@beige.party]

Ok, so in this spirit, one time, many years ago when we were still but youth, my best bud Mike and I did this epic cross-country drive to see shit and visit folks and one leg took us through some dogshit Southern town and it was way past normal dinner time and we were very VERY hungry now and the only restaurant open in this town was a Pizza Hut. So, fine, I like pizza. It is what it is. Shut up. Hungry.

Anyway we order a pizza and the lady asks us if we want any "starters" and Mike says "oo yeah, starving sooo [scans menu] the garlic breadsticks."

I say "Really?"

He says "I'm hungry."

Waitstaff lady "Do you want those with cheese?"

Mike says "Yeah, sure, that sounds good."

I say "Really?"

And waitstaff lady says "You want any dipping sauce with that?"

And Mike scans the menu and says "The marinara, please."

And I say "REALLY?"

And he says "What?"

And I say "OK."

And anyway, a few minutes before our pizza arrives, the lady brings the mozzarella breadsticks and I say "Okay now, take one of those" - he does - "and dip it in that sauce" - he does - "and tell me what it tastes like."

And he does and nods sullenly and says "Pizza."
https://beige.party/@JoParkerBear/115313611059374458

[waitworry@sakurajima.moe]

@GrimmReality i don't know why but pizza as a side dish for pizza works

[grimmreality@beige.party]

Sure, granted you can't really go WRONG, per se, but it's also like, if you're gonna do it, I would at very least like to see this straightforward comedic construction:

"Know what you want?"

"Yes, this very big pizza."

"OK, any starters?"

"Yes, a smaller pizza, please."

https://sakurajima.moe/@waitworry/115313748870710648