What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians.

[damonhd@mastodon.social]

@LoganFive @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller (Which timezone?)

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Alice @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller @LoganFive

Do you mean to say that you don't?

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@adhdeanasl
Okay, now I have to go see the post of yours that started this discussion Mr Dean.
(The pleasures of stumbling sideways into a Fediverse thread.)

[alice@beige.party]

@DamonHD @LoganFive @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller PST, which means he's not funny from mid-March to mid-November.

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@Novela
Novela, this post of yours asking about humorous people to follow on the Fediverse earned you both a boost and a follow from me.

[bob@beamship.mpaq.org]

@Novela @dgar !!!

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice@beige.party @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

all good accounts but we mustn't leave out the indubitable, the indisputable, the cthulhu force from beyond the heat death of the dad joke universe:

@dgar

[alice@beige.party]

@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte Yesss! @dgar is the best!!

[fsologureng@chilemasto.casa]

@Novela hi Novela, maybe @dgar?

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @dgar And don’t forget @catsalad !

[roknrol@beige.party]

@Novela This thread is like a who's who of beige coloured robes.

If I didn't know any better I'd think it was a cult. Fortunately, I know better.

[alice@beige.party]

@wendinoakland @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @dgar @catsalad Yess! ❣️

[wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com]

@IMS @Novela he on mastodon?

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@Alice@beige.party @wendinoakland @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @dgar @catsalad

This list is not comprehensive, well defined or subject to any consistent attributes other than finding a bunch of people in my recent mentions who'd I'd instantly miss.

[retrosponge@kind.social]

@Novela The reason I signed up for Twitter in the first place was I liked the 140 character limit because it forces you to be succinct.

I have been known to drop a one-liner or two and some of them have actually been funny.

[gregvan@mastodon.social]

@Novela why is a Catholic woman's body like a clown car at the circus? Because an infinite stream of people keep on popping out!

[munkisquisher@mastodon.nz]

@Novela

@RikerGoogling is great

[surdfish@beige.party]

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

Nanny said if kept it up we'd wind up on a list ✌️🫠

[maxleibman@beige.party]

Thank you, @Alice. Totally made my day. 😊

@justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive

[minmi@sfba.social]

@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice@beige.party @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

Damn this is like the mastodon Olympics