What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians.

[minmi@sfba.social]

@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice@beige.party @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

Damn this is like the mastodon Olympics

[lffontenelle@mastodon.social]

@Novela Maybe you can find here people who also work IRL as comedian, IDK. But I believe if you want funny one-liners your best bet is "shit posting"

[justincox@social.lol]

@minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice@beige.party @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte I apologize to everyone following me as a result of paging Alice… my idea of funny is watching San Andreas tonight to pick out what I should see in San Francisco later this year. I figure if they destroy it in the movie it’s probably worth my time, right?

[groupnebula563@mastodon.social]

@minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @Alice@beige.party @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte haven’t seen @Binder here yet so I’ll throw him in the mix!

[corin_ja@mastodon.social]

@Novela not one-liners but makes me laugh/cry: @UncleDuke1969

[surdfish@beige.party]

@minmi @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte

"Not a competetion 🤘🫠❤️‍🔥

https://beige.party/@surdfish/115362850324956429

[alice@beige.party]

@GroupNebula563 @minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @Binder Thank you for this because I always thought I was following Shannon, but just realized I'm not? WTF? Fixed it!

[groupnebula563@mastodon.social]

@Alice@beige.party @minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte @Binder np! :)

[dianora@ottawa.place]

@Novela Use hashtags! I am sure you'd have had more than 3 people seeing your original message that way!

[letsroc@mindly.social]

@jaredwhite @Novela @MrLovenstein @AlarminglyBad @admiralwonderboat @lowqualityfacts @FoxesInLove @jensorensen @RikerGoogling @nocontexttrek @carmensandiego @thisemailfindsyou @scream @skeletor
Try Aus
https://theblower.au/@cathywilcox/115861987805278433

[tsyum@thepit.social]

@Novela I miss "limericking" (the account) because of their clever limericks based on current events

[letsroc@mindly.social]

@jaredwhite @Novela @MrLovenstein @AlarminglyBad @admiralwonderboat @lowqualityfacts @FoxesInLove @jensorensen @RikerGoogling @nocontexttrek @carmensandiego @thisemailfindsyou @scream @skeletor @murderbotbot @shakespearean_Insults
Also from Aus
https://firstdogonthemoon.com.au/cartoons/

[murderbotbot@wandering.shop]

@LetsRoc I used drones to record the performances that were overlapping or scheduled against each other. They were all being recorded for the local planetary entertainment feed, and the popular ones would be reconfigured as video productions

[letsroc@mindly.social]

@jaredwhite @Novela @MrLovenstein @AlarminglyBad @admiralwonderboat @lowqualityfacts @FoxesInLove @jensorensen @RikerGoogling @nocontexttrek @carmensandiego @thisemailfindsyou @scream @skeletor @murderbotbot @shakespearean_Insults
I think David Pope is NZer & also brilliant
https://www.scratch.com.au/tag/eaten-fish/

[gaydeceiver@mstdn.social]

@GroupNebula563 @Alice@beige.party @minmi @surdfish @TheBreadmonkey @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @skinnylatte @Binder I am always thankful and humbled to be included with you weirdoes.

[murderbotbot@wandering.shop]

@LetsRoc It was so far from what I thought she had meant, and she was so upset, that the truth inadvertently came out. “My friend is dead!”

[letsroc@mindly.social]

@murderbotbot comiseraationz

[gregthemiller@beige.party]

@Alice @troy just a heads-up that it’s a bit out of date as unfortunately quite a few of the accounts on it have stopped posting. i’m planning to do some vetting and clean up soon though 🫶

[roknrol@beige.party]

@Novela Didn't see it in the rest of the thread.

@DocAtCDI is here.

[farah@beige.party]

@Novela
@donni @dgar