What I liked about original twitter was hearing funny one liners from comedians.

[gregthemiller@beige.party]

@Alice @troy just a heads-up that it’s a bit out of date as unfortunately quite a few of the accounts on it have stopped posting. i’m planning to do some vetting and clean up soon though 🫶

[roknrol@beige.party]

@Novela Didn't see it in the rest of the thread.

@DocAtCDI is here.

[farah@beige.party]

@Novela
@donni @dgar

[nuki@yiff.life]

@surdfish @minmi @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @justincox @Novela
Biased, but I think Yiff.life is a good place to get people who say funny things, though granted, I consider myself to be one of the people saying the funny things out of context.

But also, @robinhood.

[skeletor@mas.to]

@jaredwhite goofy bot joke account?

[jaredwhite@indieweb.social]

@skeletor I did not mean to offend…you are of course seriously inspiring, Skeletor.

[ims@theforkiverse.com]

@wagesj45 @Novela he dead

[not2b@sfba.social]

@Novela @Alice doesn't get paid for it but will entertain with her shitposts for free.

[stefanthinks@beige.party]

@Alice @justincox @Novela @the_etrain @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey @gregthemiller @LoganFive @maxleibman thank you 🫶🏼

[alice@beige.party]

@not2b @Novela 😂

[gregthemiller@beige.party]

@Alice @troy update: cleanup completed. bit sad but it went from 120+ accounts to 68

[shom@gts.shom.dev]

@Novela If you're brave: @LRRRonEarth

[lynneverson@masto.ai]

@Novela really good recommendations on this thread. The beige.party contingent always have me giggling. I would also add these, if you didn't get already @MostlyHarmless , @donni , @UncleDuke1969 and @LikeItOrLumpIt

[adhdeanasl@beige.party]

@Guillotine_Jones I honestly don’t know where my response came from, which is extremely representative of my overall shtick

[reverendspicy@starlite.rodeo]

@Novela I miss this too! Only got a couple toots, but this is the energy I'm trying to emulate.

[amiserabilist@beige.party]

@adhdeanasl

ah, those were the days.

Baroque culture

the Scientific Revolution

the world's first public company and megacorporation

Modern academic: "my heavily qualified argument marginally advances the sub-discipline"

17th century academic: "my treatise, inspired by yesterday's walk, revolutionizes philosophy, religion, and music. My critics are intellectually and sexually disordered"

cr:@NC_Renic

[aprilfollies@mastodon.online]

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice@beige.party @justincox @Novela @Nickiquote @surdfish @mothninja @alice@lgbtqia.space @futurebird @benroyce @GayDeceiver @skinnylatte I didn’t see @patrickworld listed yet, so I helpfully add him here.

[loganfive@beige.party]

@Alice @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller
I can’t believe I have two more months of this shit.

[alice@beige.party]

@LoganFive @DamonHD @maxleibman @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @justincox @Novela @adhdeanasl @StefanThinks @gregthemiller 😂

[annecavicchi@mindly.social]

@Novela not a person, but a hashtag #dadjokes sometimes has some gems.