Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan It's the facebook for companies.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan This is awesome! Made my day also 😀
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan Never thought I'd live in a world full of Buddy Kanes
"To be successful one must project an image of success at all times"
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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@Daojoan I once invented the "great LinkedIn drinking game", which is great fun and dangerous to your health, albeit in German only.
Google Translate does quite a good job translating it, but it has a few German peculiarities in it (Frank Thelen for instance is a German wannabe-Musk imitator and minor celebrity who gets interviewed by tabloids when they need someone from 'the economy').
Maybe it's time for an international version…
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@Daojoan it's such a fake world. Reminds me of Monty Python
https://youtu.be/UijhbHvxWrA?is=apZEtDTbzAlFXJms -
Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I’m thrilled to announce that I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
We've added iceberg interaction to our experience portfolio.
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@Daojoan that's because we don't have down-to-earth LLMs writing linked in posts in a shitty/depressed mood.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I still consider creating a trolling account on LI. Mostly about tech/corpos and stuff, but now I have this wild idea of writing sui... erm, bold pivot to underground operations note.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan don't forget that the Titanic endeavour also comes with great compensation package that includes opportunities to work out and unlimited cold plunges.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I only use it to get notifications of new articles from Anne Appelbaum.
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@Daojoan there's a meme for that
but also a server failure, meme follows -
Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan kill it with fire. Or is that make it "pleased to announce its new role in a storied and expansive void with multidimensional opportunities for expansion through innovative integration of pyrotechnics, heat and the exploration of iron implements and bladed tools"
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan …and every third sentence is a new thought. A new paragraph. Disruptive! Innovative! 😎
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
As a highly experienced Sub-aqua Ceramics Engineer I ought to look into this Linkedin stuff.
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@confusedMiddleAgedDad @Daojoan maybe that's what finally differentiates us form AI ... irony and daytime depression. Or we just need to star training a model from scratch.
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Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I had one in January.
But I deleted those posts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gli ultimi otto messaggi ricevuti dalla Federazione
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@paolabonacini @ju @Uilebheist si, ma poi come soluzione pensano «bombardiamo l'Iran piú velocemente e regaliamo l'Ucraina alla Russia»
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@oblomov @ju @Uilebheist
Una bella fetta dell'elettorato guarda solo al proprio tornaconto, o per egoismo o perché non si è mai interessato a nulla. L'innalzamento di prezzi e costi può essere un motivo significativo.Banalmente, nei giorni scorsi io ho dovuto fare una voltura di luce e gas, intestando a me dei contratti che prima erano intestati a mia madre, che rientrava nel mercato tutelato. Da un giorno all'altro ho visto le quote fisse del gas (intese come costo per il gas a prezzo bloccato) alzate del 30% da certi operatori. Una ladrata pura e semplice. Ecco. Questi discorsi vengono capiti da tutti e interessano tutti
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Cuello cà spiato i telefonini der direttore de Fanpaig e de arcuni attivisti sé firmato "anderdog"
Direi che sta rivelazzione me scagiona totarmente da quarsiasi accusa
Mai sentita quaa parola. Zero proprio
https://www.open.online/2026/03/07/caso-paragon-anderdog-nome-in-codice/
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Gravyboat (@gravyboat1.bsky.social)
https://bsky.app/profile/gravyboat1.bsky.social/post/3mgharyxgmc2l
> Own up. Who is it? 😂 Theres enough of you who live in Manc on here.
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@theplaguedoc we routinely get sand from Sahara here and you can tell because the air turns yellow, but never seen it make rain red.
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@oblomov Sand from the Sahara discolours the rain, apparently. At least, that's what they want us to think.
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@theplaguedoc blood rain?
